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like a loser. I woke up this morning and realized
I shouldn't be waving my dick around. I am being hit on by men.
I don't think I have met anybody here who wasn't either a pervert or some other social defective.

You sound like a winner to me, you lucky duck. So all I have to do is wave "my wand" about to reel them in.:wink:

Goodbye perjury. Erhmm.. Perogee :wave2:


P.S. Please excuse any errors in this post. One must conform with the defectives as you know.:biggrin2:
 

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So let me get this straight; he “waves [his] dick around the Internet” “chats up women,” posts a whole 39 times then storms off and calls me a socially defective pervert? (I don't deny the charge, I just do not like hearing it.:biggrin1: ) I guess I will have to just make due with the remaining LPSG members for company, though we will be one pervert sort of a proper peep show.
 
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So let me get this straight; he “waves [his] dick around the Internet” “chats up women,” posts a whole 39 times then storms off and calls me a socially defective pervert? (I don't deny the charge, I just do not like hearing it.:biggrin1: )

I promise not to say it about you, if you'll cover for me.
 

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You shouldn't be covering anyone up, man. That might be percieved as homoerotic. Can't have *that.* Wait just a friggin minute, here. Are you hitting on me? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Oh, I'd better make sure it's clear: I'm jokin' :) I wouldn't want you to F.A.Q. me. =) Which of course, is perfectly fine. I enjoy all your FAQs.



I promise not to say it about you, if you'll cover for me.
 

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I have decided to leave LPSG. I have deleted all my pics and I as of the conclusion of this post, I am scrambling my password so that I can't sign back in.

This decision has been a long time coming, frankly every time I visit this place, I leave feeling a little more foolish, a little more like a loser. I woke up this morning and realized that if I want my dignity back I shouldn't be participating in this juvenile behavior.

I am an adult, I shouldn't be waving my dick around on the internet. I am sick of being hit on by men and trying futilely to chat up strange (emphasis on strange) women who I will never meet. Frankly, I can see no point in my continued participation.

Also since I am leaving, I finally get to say that with very few exceptions (maybe like, two) I don't think I have met anybody on here who wasn't either a pervert or some other social defective.

Reply however you like, I am long gone.

I see that you have 39 posts here...

But I'm sure each post was profound and and filled with philosophy and peppered with wisdom.

...You probably could have left without leaving a goodbye post and no one would have noticed.:biggrin1:
 

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...You probably could have left without leaving a goodbye post and no one would have noticed.:biggrin1:

That's the idea of the "goodbye post". If someone gets ignored long enough, they put up a goodbye post hoping that people will pop out of the woodwork and beg the poster to stay.

To me, the goodbye post always seems like the height of insecurity and attention-whoring. If you don't like it, leave already. PM your friends if you have them. If you have a legitimate beef that affects others, air it, but nobody's interested in "no one loves me" rants.

FWIW, I hope that when I leave, I can do it quietly and unnoticed. :theyareontome: :slomo: :drive::firedevil: :bukkake: :fart:
 

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I have decided to leave LPSG. I have deleted all my pics and I as of the conclusion of this post, I am scrambling my password so that I can't sign back in.

This decision has been a long time coming, frankly every time I visit this place, I leave feeling a little more foolish, a little more like a loser. I woke up this morning and realized that if I want my dignity back I shouldn't be participating in this juvenile behavior.

I am an adult, I shouldn't be waving my dick around on the internet. I am sick of being hit on by men and trying futilely to chat up strange (emphasis on strange) women who I will never meet. Frankly, I can see no point in my continued participation.

Also since I am leaving, I finally get to say that with very few exceptions (maybe like, two) I don't think I have met anybody on here who wasn't either a pervert or some other social defective.

Reply however you like, I am long gone.

WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!