Caffeine and Penis size

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Did I hear that Caffeine can cause shrinking-stunting of the penis? Could be a myth but I'd like to know as I drink coffee and want to keep the goods at least where they are...size-wise!
 

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bfm01 said:
Did I hear that Caffeine can cause shrinking-stunting of the penis? Could be a myth but I'd like to know as I drink coffee and want to keep the goods at least where they are...size-wise!

makes no sense
 

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Perhaps this is it.....

Caffeine has a constricting effect on blood vessels.
That's why it is a common additive in analgesics for headaches.
Over 80% of headaches involve the dilation of blood vessels in the head and scalp.

Also caffeine accelerates how fast the pain killer is absorbed into the blood stream in the stomach.

Obviously you don't want Anything with a constricting effect anywhere near an erection !!!
A hydraulics issue.
:wink:
 

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Pirate Wench said:
Perhaps this is it.....

Caffeine has a constricting effect on blood vessels.
That's why it is a common additive in analgesics for headaches.
Over 80% of headaches involve the dilation of blood vessels in the head and scalp.

Also caffeine accelerates how fast the pain killer is absorbed into the blood stream in the stomach.

Obviously you don't want Anything with a constricting effect anywhere near an erection !!!
A hydraulics issue.
:wink:

Caffeine's effects are extremely short lived so theoretically if the vasoconstricting effects "shrank" the penis, it would be far from permanant.....Also caffeine is broken down into 3 metabolites, 2 actually have a paradoxical effect of caffeine. For instance, caffeine may initially vasoconstrict but theobromine dilates blood vessels and is actually what makes you piss. Theophylline relaxes smooth muscles (also in blood vessels, etc).....so basically theoretically your penis would shrink and then actually increase in size:rolleyes:
 

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baseball99 said:
so basically theoretically your penis would shrink and then actually increase in size:rolleyes:
I have noticed this! After I drink an italian expresso, the shrink occurs quite quickly and lasts for an hour or two.
After around 4 hours it becomes difficult to get a hard erection.
Then after another hour or so my cock hangs nice and low and normal or harder than usual erections occur no problem.
 

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here's a thought...

drinking coffee and soda and all that other crap with caffeine in it is probably not good for your overall general health, same with beer and other alchohol, smoking, drugs etc. if it affects your health and organs in the body in a bad way, there is a pretty good chance that whatever vice you have will negatively affect your most cherished organ as well....the cock

so be healthy, live well and be happy when you're 90 and still pounding away at 20 somethings who only want you for your big cock and big bucks.

"viagra? huh? au naturale baby. I may be 90, but i get hard, stay hard and I fuck hard... all night long, so shutup and spread em!"
(you rant, holding your cain as dentures go flying across the room)

:cool:

E
 

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Odd,

I drink Pepsi (and coffee in the morning) all the time and I have never had any problem. I get migraines, but only one in a VERY great while (due to stress of work). Never had any problems with the equipment though.

Rock on,

Damiaen
 

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Damiaen Michaels said:
Odd,

I drink Pepsi (and coffee in the morning) all the time and I have never had any problem. I get migraines, but only one in a VERY great while (due to stress of work). Never had any problems with the equipment though.

Rock on,

Damiaen
Your body has surely become tolerant to caffeine and therefore doesn't have the same reactions as people who don't drink much. You probably have no problem sleeping after drinking coffee or Pepsi, right?
I have 2 cups maximum of Italian expresso per day.
 

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Awesome responses people! I certainly didn't want to do any permanent damage. Makes sense that the "effect" is short lived if at all. Interesting info though!
 

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emu said:
here's a thought...

drinking coffee and soda and all that other crap with caffeine in it is probably not good for your overall general health, same with beer and other alchohol, smoking, drugs etc. if it affects your health and organs in the body in a bad way, there is a pretty good chance that whatever vice you have will negatively affect your most cherished organ as well....the cock

so be healthy, live well and be happy when you're 90 and still pounding away at 20 somethings who only want you for your big cock and big bucks.

"viagra? huh? au naturale baby. I may be 90, but i get hard, stay hard and I fuck hard... all night long, so shutup and spread em!"
(you rant, holding your cain as dentures go flying across the room)

:cool:

E

actually research recently has been pointing towards many benefits of caffeine.....its a cns stimulant that increases awakeness and mental acuity. Its also administered with many drugs to increase their effects. Actually we administer it quite often in the neonatal intensive care unit (NICU) because of the amazing protective effects it has on premature lungs.....not to mention caffeine can also help break down fat stores in your body.....of course there are major side effects which many people experience with caffeine but dangerous side effects (considering your liver is working fine) really only occur when your body consumes an unreasonable amount of caffeine, unless you swallow pills
 

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I better quit drinking caffeinated beverages with my penis, I don't know how I am going to get it up in the morning now!
 

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I am a big time coffee drinker, and never had any problems with my cock shrinking, and I definately never had any problems getting a hard on, the only side effect that I have from drinking a lot of coffee is having to piss a lot more.
if I could have a iv with coffee in it, I sure would have one hooked up to me, there are far more worse things to be drinking.
 

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I am a coffee drinker, and I witnessed my cock get thicker in the last few years.
I do not believe in that myth, at least, it did not work on me.
 

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I spent half my childhood with either a pepsi or some form of tea in hand and haven't exaclty been 'drug free' for the past three or four years... yet I still seem to be well enough equipped to be able to make a girl moan - besides, I thought size didn't matter? (maybe that should be coke's new marketing slogan?)

Just sayin...
 

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yes, it has recently been MEDICALLY PROVEN that EVERYTHING shrinks your penis and/or causes erectile dysfunction. caffeine, tobacco, alcohol, red meat, walking on the cracks in the sidewalk, and not going to church are the the top 5 causes of penile shrinkage in america today. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
 

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I have just this minute finished drinking a coffee, my previously loose hanging flaccid cock has just shrivelled up!
It seems that my body is quite sensitive to caffeine effects!
 

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pichulon said:
I am a coffee drinker, and I witnessed my cock get thicker in the last few years.
I do not believe in that myth, at least, it did not work on me.
Yes me too I love coffee No shrinking here:biggrin1:
 

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Well, I started drinking coffee when I was 12 or 13, despite the old wive's tale (?) that coffee will stunt a kid's growth. Maybe there's something to it--I wound up at only 5'5" tall. But my penis grew to 11" long. So, if the coffee really did stunt my penile growth, it's probably a good thing I started on it.

Off to pour a fresh cup now.