Cake?
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I've got a big weenie and I just love cake - but I tend to lean towards Hostess Ho Ho's rather than Winkie Woo Wah's. 
As for the endowment existing because of eating cake, though, I don't think so. It falls under the old saying about eating one's cake and having it, too.
That really buff guy at the beach didn't become beefcake by eating cake or else he'd end up looking like cheesecake in no time - and to put the icing on the cake, the surf bullies would consider him nutty as a fruitcake in that little Speedo and they'd kick sand in his face.
Piece of cake?
No, thanks, I'd rather have a piece of ass.
As for the endowment existing because of eating cake, though, I don't think so. It falls under the old saying about eating one's cake and having it, too.
That really buff guy at the beach didn't become beefcake by eating cake or else he'd end up looking like cheesecake in no time - and to put the icing on the cake, the surf bullies would consider him nutty as a fruitcake in that little Speedo and they'd kick sand in his face.
Piece of cake?
No, thanks, I'd rather have a piece of ass.
jays:
If I like fruit cake, does that make me fruity. If I like nut cake, do i get bigger nuts?........Heaven help me if I like mud cake, then I like drawing.......
U get the idea
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Originally posted by Pecker@Dec 21 2004, 12:45 PM
I've got a big weenie and I just love cake - but I tend to lean towards Hostess Ho Ho's rather than Winkie Woo Wah's.
As for the endowment existing because of eating cake, though, I don't think so. It falls under the old saying about eating one's cake and having it, too.
That really buff guy at the beach didn't become beefcake by eating cake or else he'd end up looking like cheesecake in no time - and to put the icing on the cake, the surf bullies would consider him nutty as a fruitcake in that little Speedo and they'd kick sand in his face.
Piece of cake?
No, thanks, I'd rather have a piece of ass.
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If I like fruit cake, does that make me fruity. If I like nut cake, do i get bigger nuts?........Heaven help me if I like mud cake, then I like drawing.......
U get the idea
jws7187@hotmail.com
Flux: If I eat cake I'll get 10 inches? Thanks for the tip!
I have a mate who claims to have a 9 and a half inch hose, and has said the more you masturbate, the more your penis will grow, as the blood is spreading the skin/muscles etc. My response to this was 'by rights I should be putting horses to shame'. Can we talk about that instead and not cake? I think everyone knows that cake is a scientifically proven penis enlarger.
I have a mate who claims to have a 9 and a half inch hose, and has said the more you masturbate, the more your penis will grow, as the blood is spreading the skin/muscles etc. My response to this was 'by rights I should be putting horses to shame'. Can we talk about that instead and not cake? I think everyone knows that cake is a scientifically proven penis enlarger.
Now, after all these years I've learned the secret of big dick enlargement. But, I'm not complaining because this holiday season will be the opportune time to endulge myself, keeping my tape measure handy for measurements after each pigging out on cake. I'm headed for the bakery now, eagerly boned!
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Well then hungthick I guess you've nothing to worry about since your appeal to others is allready practicly non existant.
I didnt think any of the following posts could possably match or exceed the initial one in stupidity, until I reached this one. I should have known better.
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[/b][/quote]It is posts like this that you put on the forum that keep me laughing. Every now and then you come up with one that just takes the cake......somewhere anywhere away from this thread.
During the French Revolution the people demanded bread. The Queen said let them have cake. She was beheaded.
*cake is being replaced by bread for reasons unknown by the masses
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It is posts like this that you put on the forum that keep me laughing. Every now and then you come up with one that just takes the cake......somewhere anywhere away from this thread.
During the French Revolution the people demanded bread. The Queen said let them have cake. She was beheaded.
*cake is being replaced by bread for reasons unknown by the masses
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[/b][/quote]Damn .. and I was hopeing for girl scout cookies! Especially the little shortbread ones, trefoils ... or whatever theyre called. I love those damn things! :lol:
:wub: for freddy
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Me too, Ash. But then I saw the topic and assumed it was either about that pop-rock band of a few years back or Marie Antoinette, so what do I know?
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Me too, Ash. But then I saw the topic and assumed it was either about that pop-rock band of a few years back or Marie Antoinette, so what do I know?
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[/b][/quote]*falls over laughing*
Initally I thought it was about the band myself. *LOL*
So if that makes anyone stupid, I guess we can share our own stupid corner for that one *LOL*
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Herble: I dont know about penis enlargement from eating cake but I know my sugar levels would enlarge and then I would have a problem
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Originally posted by ashlar+Dec 30 2004, 12:10 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar @ Dec 30 2004, 12:10 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Me too, Ash. But then I saw the topic and assumed it was either about that pop-rock band of a few years back or Marie Antoinette, so what do I know?
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*falls over laughing*
Initally I thought it was about the band myself. *LOL*
So if that makes anyone stupid, I guess we can share our own stupid corner for that one *LOL*
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[/b][/quote]SurferGirl since you could remember the name of the stupid queen who made that let them eat cake remark, you can share with Ash those girl scout cookies.
I thought your remark was hilarious. I wasn't the only one who thought of the young windbag queen.
*Ashlar is quietly eating his Girl Scout cookies with a big contented smile.
*Herble is sighing a sigh of relief seeing Ashlar eating cookies and not cake.
Originally posted by Herble@Dec 30 2004, 12:37 AM
I dont know about penis enlargement from eating cake but I know my sugar levels would enlarge and then I would have a problem
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You're safe, Herble - I have a feeling that Ashlar is good at mouth-to-mouth resuscitation ...
Herble:
You're safe, Herble - I have a feeling that Ashlar is good at mouth-to-mouth resuscitation ...
you are most certainly right
Originally posted by Pecker+Dec 30 2004, 09:13 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker @ Dec 30 2004, 09:13 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Herble@Dec 30 2004, 12:37 AM
I dont know about penis enlargement from eating cake but I know my sugar levels would enlarge and then I would have a problem
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You're safe, Herble - I have a feeling that Ashlar is good at mouth-to-mouth resuscitation ...
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[/b][/quote]you are most certainly right
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you are most certainly rightOriginally posted by Herble+Dec 30 2004, 10:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Herble @ Dec 30 2004, 10:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>@Dec 30 2004, 12:37 AM
I dont know about penis enlargement from eating cake but I know my sugar levels would enlarge and then I would have a problem
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You're safe, Herble - I have a feeling that Ashlar is good at mouth-to-mouth resuscitation ...
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[/b][/quote]And I bet practice makes perfect as well.
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