Calling all straight women

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_henry miller, Dec 28, 2007.

  1. B_henry miller

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    Just wondering how many of you there are, and if this forum gets you off. If so, please tell us. Do you finger yourself to this forum? (Oh, I hope so. :wink: )
     
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    no. There is nothing much of substance to finger myself to... maybe while reading stories in the stories thread.. but I haven't done that for months.
     
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    So it's true that there are hardly any women on this forum? :(
     
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    It's a sausage fest in here. A real hotdog cart.:frown1:
     
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    Don't forget the buns too! :tongue:
     
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    Nice tits. Now we're taklin!
     
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    You ain't kiddin'. More cocks than I've ever seen in my life. I'm getting kind of tired of it, lol. :biggrin1:
     
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    I love it, that's great. Are you serious -- looking at photos of huge cocks don't make you want to cum with a vengeance?
     
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    Oh. I just got that. I thought she meant her fingers weren't satisfying for her. When in reality she's insulting our manhood. :/
     
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    Yes I come in a read the threads, post a few reply but that about all I do here. Sorry I am pretty boring.
     
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    I giggled.
    ... How lacking in masculinity.
     
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    Indeed. Men who giggle are always great arbiters of that which is masculine.

     
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    I read this forum regularly, but I have yet to see anything that would make me finger myself. :confused:
     
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    Maybe this is relates to the fact that women typically are not turned on in the same way as men. I think women get turned on more by reading erotica than looking at hardcore (or even softcore) pictures.

    Maybe I'll write a story about how I want to listen to a woman recount the details of her day, tell me her feelings, and then let her change my personality ... I'll bet you THAT would get some women's fingers going! :)
     
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    Cock obsession is predominantly a MALE thing. Yes, there are some women here (I know quite a few of them) but they are hardly here to masturbate, from what I understand. Sorry.
     
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    So what are they here to do?
     
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    :/ What should I do?
     
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    The reasons you want them to be here are more male fantasy than anything else. The reasons anyone comes here are unique to that person--but don't ever make the mistake of thinking this is some prime place to meet women--it simply isn't.
     
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    Say three Hail Marys and meet me behind the church in 20 minutes. :wink:
     
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    Please don't make the mistake of thinking I was terribly serious in anything I've written in this thread. Most of it was a tongue-in-cheek sendup of Henry Miller's self-portraits in his books (which were largely fictionalized versions of the real man anyway). :wink:

     
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