Calling For NEW Celeb Forum Rules!!!

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by HellsKitchenmanNYC, Oct 17, 2010.

  1. HellsKitchenmanNYC

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    1.Anyone who starts a thread about someone and in their initial post asks for pics or vids of said celeb shoud be shot dead! Point blank!
    2. Anyone who sees a Jackass Thread started and starts a new Jackass thread 10 minutes later...should be shot.
    3. ANYONE reviving a LONG dead JasonDawg thread should be shot!
    4. Foreign people that can't use Engulish should be shot.
    5. People who again say Please to shoe to me to the pics to the guy who to the the cock thing...should be shot!
    6. Anyone I don't like should be shot~!
    7. Guys who get upset when someone else doesn't like the celeb they like...they should be shot!
    8. Anyone who doesn't like Chris Isaak should be shot!
    9. Anyone mentioning a Survivor or MTV reality 'star' should be shot...on sight!
    10. Anyone who can't help me retrieve all my stuff that fell behind my stove should be killed...point blank!
    11. If I call you in response to your call and don't pick up and then call me back while I'm calling you back..you need to be shot!
    12. Back on track....Dylan Rosser models while hot are not celebs.
    13. ANyone who imagines creases in trousers as bulges needs therapy and should be shot!
    14. Creases in trousers are not bulges, they're delusions of your high school gym teacher
    15. Maro Lopez is hot and all the guys who see things in his pics NEED to be shot
    16. If you can't escape this forum and come help me walk my dog you need to be shot!
    17. Christiano Rinaldoshowmeanado is hot but c'mon! Be prepared to be shot! Boom Boom Boom!
    18. Anyone who oddly thinks Danny Bonaduce, midgets from Howard Stern shows or other n'eer do well is hot is GOING to be shot. Boom Boom Boom!
    19. On Tuesdays I need help w/my laundry, If you cannot or are not willing to help. You WIll be shot! Boom Boom Boom!!
    20. MIchael Landon was hot...Ed Asner and the big fat guy from Gunsmoke was/is not hot. KNock it off or be Shot Boom Boom Boom!!
     
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    Who is this JasonDawg person I keep hearing so much about? It says he is banned. What is his deal?
     
  3. HellsKitchenmanNYC

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    21. People who ask who JasonDawg is instead of using search have to be shot. Boom Boom Boom! Dead in the cul de sac of LPSG! Boom Boom Boom!
     
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    22. People who do this:
    I love Tyler Florence man I wish he was gay amn his bulges looks so good maqn he must be gay because he looks like igt on tv man I hope he's gay

    resonder: Yeah me too man he's super hot I heard on tv the way a man parts his hair can mnake himn gay and the way they said is the way he does man he MUST be gay his pants look so full.
    responder 2: WOW cool anyone have pics?
    responder 3: Yeah saw him on tv anyone have pics or vids wow would be good to see
    responder 4: WOW OP did you mean because he combs his hait that he's gay? DOn't all men comb theireee hairs?
    OP: Yeha right guys...he's so hot w/that bulge can you take it? I could hahaha lol. lol/ no really lol. Oh I can't respond to everything..he's just too hot! really!!
     
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    foreign people? There's much more to the world than the USA.

    ..and I've never heard of Jason Dawg.
     
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    23. People posting as Gary Marshall or Woody Allen who claim there's more to the world than the USA. Boom Boom Boom. Welcome to Temple Beth HellsKitchen!
     
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    living in Los Angeles, I've come to accept English as a second language.
     
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    23a). People from L.A. that get it get the pass!
     
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    Oh, my god you're on a tear.

    PS People who reference JasonDawwg should be shot. Put on a garlic necklace and let the dead stay that way.
     
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    Anyone who starts a thread without mentioning the NAME of whatever minor celebrity they are obsessed with, assuming incorrectly that the entire world shares their obsessions, celebrity gossip and viewing habits, should be shot. Example, "Hey, what do you think of that guy on BlahBlah show? Does anybody know if he has a big dick?" BOOM.

    Anyone who starts a thread and neglects to mention WHY whatever minor celeb they are obsessed with is noteworthy, assuming incorrectly again that the entire world is equally obsessed and shares their viewing habits, celebrity gossip, etc., should be shot. Example, "Hey, what do you think of Joe Nobody Sucksass?
    Does anybody know if he has a big dick?" BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.

    Anyone who says, "Hey, did anybody notice the bulge on So-and-So on teevee? Does anybody know if he has a big dick?" WITHOUT providing photographic evidence, will be shot and drowned in a vat of putrid phlegm.

    Anyone who starts a thread and MISSPELLS name of said minor celebrity will be shot. Anyone who says, "Well you could just Google him", will be drawn and quartered and then shot. Anyone who does both of the foregoing, or in any combination with any of the above, will be slapped for an hour in the face with dead stinking fish, drawn and quartered, run over repeatedly with a lawnmower, drowned in a vat of putrid phlegm, and then shot.
    Lord, I hope that and all the other 'typos' were intentional. :wink:

    p.s. I'd be delighted to walk your doggie, if'n I lived in Noo York City, but I don't.
     
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    24. People who see a bulge in Kevin Costners golf pants.
    25. People who can't stop thinking Bam Magera is something on look at. Boom Boom Boom Shoot!
    26. People who only live to look at that one video of Matt Shirvington.. you need to die. Boom Boom Boom!
    Then cry me a river!
     
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    They were and I think I love you!
     
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    Sorry, gotta object. Costner is packin. With a purpose.

    I love you a little bit too. Happy Belated :party2:
     
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    People who want to make all the rules despite having only 1 pic in their profile, that isn't even them SHOULD BE SHOT! :rocketwhore:
    My good sense takes a back seat to my lust for violence though... You will be shot, but so will the listed offenders... time to clean house...
    :AR15firing::bluboomteamenforcer:BoomSmilie_anim: :2gunsfiring_v1:

    Everyone who is left over can feel free to :069::087::3822733875wackit::kiss::002::adam4:

    Ridiculous + Awesome list of Clickable smiles gone wrong...

     
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    Somebody needs a nap.











    and Hells' pic totally works for me :D
     
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    Thx for the belated and if the Costner pics are good then thats what the forum is for. N' est-ce pas everyone?
     
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    24. If you wonder which celebs have a thick bush you REALLY need to consider weaning yourself off wondering which celebs have a thick bush. Try some Vitamin D and some C. IN bween get a life. Plaease don't make me post a 24 b)!
     
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