Calling In Sick

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
    The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this,
    I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
    'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house.'
     
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    :lmao: I knew that was coming. hahaha
     
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    Gotta remember that one..
     
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    LOL -- I guess I'm easily suckered cuz I didn't see that coming. Gonna remember this one if I can find a brain cell to attach the memory to!
     
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