Calories Burned During Sex

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Calories Burned During Sex

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real........................................112 Calories
Faked .........................................1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years...................................... Calories
40-49 years..................................... 124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over.........................Impossible, Zero Calories

DRESSING AFTER SEX
Calmly..........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories With her husband knocking at the door..........13,521,000 Calories

While dodging his bullets..........Depends on if you get away!!!

 

[MeHung]

I never knew SEX could be a good form of exercise... LOL!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Calories burned laughing at the utter stupidity of this joke...............incalculable.
Error factor of 0.0%

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Calories burned laughing at the utter stupidity of this joke...............incalculable.
Oh, pull your lip over your head and swallow!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Calories burned laughing at the utter stupidity of this joke...............incalculable.
Oh, pull your lip over your head and swallow!

I wish your old man would had settled for a blow job.

Upon reading this I have decided to report this PM to the mods.

You where the guy that said you would not respond to my posted but you did anyhow about
Calories Burned during sex wright.....
Well if I wanted to talk to an asshole like you, I would 've farted! And by the way

http://www.winternet.com/~redright/scatsite/scatpix/dpandl_page/dump404.jpg

massivepkgo-chuck I'm going to give birth to your twin!

 

[unabear09]

You where the guy that said you would not respond to my posted but you did anyhow about
Calories Burned during sex wright.....
Well if I wanted to talk to an asshole like you, I would 've farted!

I'm seriously starting to wonder if you aren't a 12-13 y/o boy. Your posts are useless, poorly worded, and improperly punctuated. Your tenses are wrong, and well frankly anyone with a high school education would be able to write 10 times better than you.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I'm seriously starting to wonder if you aren't a 12-13 y/o boy. Your posts are useless, poorly worded, and improperly punctuated. Your tenses are wrong, and well frankly anyone with a high school education would be able to write 10 times better than you.

Go sit on massivepkgo-chuck lap he refused to let go i am dont with board...........

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Calories burned laughing at the utter stupidity of this joke...............incalculable.
Oh, pull your lip over your head and swallow!

Original. Stupid but original, like you.

You where the guy that said you would not respond to my posted but you did anyhow about
Calories Burned during sex wright.....
Well if I wanted to talk to an asshole like you, I would 've farted! And by the way

http://www.winternet.com/~redright/scatsite/scatpix/dpandl_page/dump404.jpg

massivepkgo-chuck I'm going to give birth to your twin!

call me hard to resist ignorant redneck humor. And BTW, you realize if you said you would've farted when you wanted to hear from an asshole, guess what that makes you??

I'm seriously starting to wonder if you aren't a 12-13 y/o boy. Your posts are useless, poorly worded, and improperly punctuated. Your tenses are wrong, and well frankly anyone with a high school education would be able to write 10 times better than you.

Now, now, give the poor boy a break- it's more than likely 20 times better.
And I am going to report this as well to the mods.