cameras that makes the penis look larger

[aos773]

I read another thread a while ago. There was a discussion about some cameras ability to make the penis appear larger. I can´t find that thread now. But I am interested in knowing more about different cameras ability to make these illusion tricks. What´s important? The lens? The macro capacity? I don´t know much about cameras at all. So I need some advice.

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

Best advise - be happy with what you've got, be careful and use it well!!!!

 

[Pitbull]

The lens can make a penis look larger.
Depends on focal distance field of view.

More close up makes it look larger.

Photo shop works wonders.

Are you trying to enhance your appearance with photo tricks perhaps?

 

[B_Hickboy]

One lens make you larger,
One lens makes you small.
And the blowjobs from your sister,
Don't do anything at all.

Don't ask phallus.

 

[Enid]

wide angle lenses (not portrait)

 

[Lex]

Truth in advertising is best. Long time members can spot the creative angles and ultra-crops/close-ups as a way to pretend you are larger than you actually are.

Be happy with whatever you've got, knowing that no matter how long or thick, there will always be someone longer and thicker.

"The hardest thing in life is to want what you have."

 

[transformer_99]

One lens make you larger,
One lens makes you small.
And the blowjobs from your sister,
Don't do anything at all.

Don't ask phallus.

If only Grace Slick knew you were butchering the lyrics to White Rabbit ?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

One lens make you larger,
One lens makes you small.
And the blowjobs from your sister,
Don't do anything at all.

Don't ask phallus.

You've been mixing your meds with grain alcohol again, haven't you?

 

[B_Nick8]

One lens make you larger,
One lens makes you small.
And the blowjobs from your sister,
Don't do anything at all.

Don't ask phallus.

If he's 10' tall.

Finish it up, Hick.

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

With due respect to Hickboy and Nick8, both lovely poets, the above should read:

"Go ask Phallus

When he's 10" tall"

or the thing makes no sense.

 

[Dan the man]

there will always be someone longer

I doubt Mandingo thinks that :biggrin:

 

[arkfarmbear]

Why is it that anytime anyone brings up anything about enlargement, appearing larger, etc, the holier-than-thou jump onto their soapboxes and condescendingly lecture.
The pontificating gets old.

 

[B_Hickboy]

why is it that anytime anyone brings up anything about enlargement, appearing larger, etc, the holier-than-thou jump onto their soapboxes and condescendingly lecture.
The pontificating gets old.

feed your head!
Feed your head!!
Feed your head!!!

 

[aos773]

The lens can make a penis look larger.
Depends on focal distance field of view.

More close up makes it look larger.

Photo shop works wonders.

Are you trying to enhance your appearance with photo tricks perhaps?

Is the cameras macro important for that purpose? I am looking at two cameras, one with a macro of 1 cm, the other 5 cm.

 

[vince]

Using a Minox will make your unit appear to be huge.