Can any of you ladies handle 15" x 7"

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    Do any of you ladies think you can handle a penis that is 15 inches long, 2.5 inches wide and 7.9 inches around? Could the size queens fit it all in?
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    I hear tell that Romulans can do that...
     
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    Dick rambone, he was a porn star I believe in the mid to late 80's. There is a dildo available of him. Just check out an adult online sex toy or type in dick rambone dildo in internet search. John Holmes as well as the widely known Ron Jeremy also have one of bggest penis is the adult industry.
     
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    Does it count if we fold it like an accordion before penetration? Or curve it into a corkscrew?
     
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    Not only does it count, you get 30 bonus points.
     
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    Annnd, we regret to inform you that "kr beyond" has left the building.

    Thanks everyone for visiting this great thread.
     
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    Maybe when its soft. Does that mean your max is 7.5" long? How about deep throating it? maybe not. He can kick a woman out of bed with just his penis, lol. You can use it to play baseball, maybe softball when he's hard. When you have sex he will literally send you flying with his penis. You can have titty and oral sex at the same time. At least 6 other women friends can suck it at the same time along with you. And most of all you will be the ENVY of all women everywhere, lol.
     
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    But wait! It's back ... back from beyond!



    I guess the "2" means it's like the sequel
     
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    I measured the fire extinguisher in my kitchen and it's the same length and just a tad thicker.
     
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    when a profile has that banned message on it, what the heck does it mean? seems they can just keep on posting....:confused:
     
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    You bet your sweet britches! They've been banned from the community.
     
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    With all due respect but...who wants have something to do with such a monster penis?

    I for sure dont! Go away!!

    :1zhelp:

    :no:
     
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    I Started At Young Age With Hung Boys, And I Have Had Black Studs With 20 Inches And Thick As My Wrist. I Can Take It All, Any Position And Hole; I Look Sort Of Like Nicole Kidman; Red Bush, Great Legs And Horny All The Time.
     
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    But how is all that possible when you live under a bridge? :rolleyes:
     
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    Anyone who thinks Dick Rambone has a 15" penis has been on the wacky baccy too long
     
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    20 inches? So when you were penetrated by Mr. Ed, he could see the tip of his dick in the back of your throat when you opened your mouth? How, uh. . . . impressive. :rolleyes:
     
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    (This is as much as I could find after exhautive search and an email to my only porn industry contact who pays homage to the business the way museum curators to an ancient art work.)

    The porn industry by the mid-eighties was desperate to find an adequate replacement for John Holmes, who's reputation was tarnished after the Laural Canyon/ Wonderland murder case for which he spent time in jail for withholding information. Enter one Dick Rambone (born July 14, 1957) a stage name of uncertain origin, who walked into Jim South's World Modeling one day asking for work. World Modeling on Sepulveda Blvd. in Sherman Oaks has represented a myriad of big time porno names from Ron Jeremy to the late Savannah. Because of its high profile reputation, South is bombarded daily with requests from horny male wannabe performers. In this case however, after owner Jim South inspected the "qualifications" of the dark-haired actor, he was immediatly sent out for work in the porn-rich and furtile San Fernando Valley very next day.

    The exact dimensions of Dick Rambone's penis are up to considerable dispute as was his potency. Of the twenty or so films he made from 1985 to 1989, none show him performing with the ardent love-making ability of the legendary John Curtiss Holmes. Reportedly actress Amber Lynn became so impatient with the actor's fultility at a maintaining an erection that she stormed off the set. "Fluffers" were hurriedly S-O-S'ed to the rescue to encourage the petrified Rambone's stubborn organ back into some semblance of rigidity. In the end he ended up shunning the ladies in favor of a tried and true vacuum pump.

    One thing for certain, the 15" figure was a figment of marketing imagination desperate to create a new star to fill the immense shadow of John Holmes. Rambone was big, with veins popping out of all sides of his vacuum-assisted dick. It would be no short-changing to estimate it at around 10 1/2" in length and 7 1/2" in circumference. In any case, this actor with the mustache, southern drawl and enough chest hair to make an Italian gigolo proud, disappeared from whence he came as the 1980's drew to a close.

    For those interested in his filmography Rambone The Destroyer is highly recommended.
     
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    If you'd just do a little research, you'd find that's actually been copyrighted as the title of my latest tell-all memoir. You'll have to use something else.
     
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