Can Gay Prince Frederick/ Uncle Freddy Be the Father Of Dannilynn?

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  1. thirteenbyseven

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    http://www.pr-inside.com/anna-nicole-smith-why-gay-lying-r50405.html

    Mark Bellinghaus, a German actor now residing in Los Angeles has cast an interesting light on the eccentric husband of 90 year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor. Not surprisingly the aging prince of Bel Air is 74, not the erroneous 59 to 64 that has been reported. Although he is addicted to Botox, all the botulinum toxin in the world cannot help his sepugenarian features or his thinning grey hair (which he carefully hides with a ball cap.)

    Zsa Zsa Gabor, like Liza Minnelli with David guest, is merely a beard for the man born Hans Robert Lichtenburg in 1933. When he is not caring for his wheelchair bound wife, he is seen tooling over to the West Hollywood "gay" Starbucks in Zsa Zsa's Bentley where he is reported to place her handicapped placard at the parking stall to avoid the parking meter. The former German gay bath house owner with an obsession for the media spotlight is also hiding another deep dark secret; an extremely small impotent penis afflicted with phimosis. Anna Nicole Smith, a woman with a voracious appetite for men "would have laughed had she seen it" reports Bellinghaus at TMZ.com.
     
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    Good call, HickBoy
     
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    Montel knows.
     
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    Pecker, the Anna Nicole Smith story is mixed with the macabre fascination of the cliche train wreck with a bit of Shakespearean tragic comedy for good measure. As for the aging Prince of Bel Air...:jester:
     
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    Is this guy really a prince?


    Edit: Nevermind, I googled it!:biggrin: Poor Zsa Zsa! This guy is the world's biggest creep!:eek:
     
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