Can Guys On This Site Talk Any Grosser?

[ChanelleNo5]

Disclaimer: Not all of them. Some are sweet and all that...

I'm not a prude, but wow...I never knew that "wanna tongue your piss slit/flaps" was such a common thing. Not even gonna touch the use of the word "hole".

Yes I am. "Sup girl I wanna stretch your holes."

HOLES?! Excuse me these walls are too silky and this pH is too perfect to be likened to an annoyance on the road.

This booty...just say ass.

Stop with the "holes".

Thanks for letting me get that out.

 

[286798]

OMG, yes. I haven't really seen it much on here because I stick exclusively to Women's Issues and Ask a Woman and don't chat/message, but a guy I was seeing for half-a-minute talked like that in bed/via text. He was otherwise nice/professional/etc. but his sexy talk was JUST like that. I was like whatever about it because everyone has their thing, but I just didn't get it... until he expressed a desire to do anal and then vaginal or oral and I said no way. He was surprised when I said that's a good way to get an infection. His response was "Girls in porn do it". I was like "They're getting paid, and PORN IS NOT REAL LIFE". The lightbulb went on... his watching porn led him to believe that women are really like what he sees on his laptop. I was done with him after that. Done.

 

[blonk]

OMG, yes. I haven't really seen it much on here because I stick exclusively to Women's Issues and Ask a Woman and don't chat/message, but a guy I was seeing for half-a-minute talked like that in bed/via text. He was otherwise nice/professional/etc. but his sexy talk was JUST like that. I was like whatever about it because everyone has their thing, but I just didn't get it... until he expressed a desire to do anal and then vaginal or oral and I said no way. He was surprised when I said that's a good way to get an infection. His response was "Girls in porn do it". I was like "They're getting paid, and PORN IS NOT REAL LIFE". The lightbulb went on... his watching porn led him to believe that women are really like what he sees on his laptop. I was done with him after that. Done.

But...his lightbulb went off :/ He got the message. Why was it over about that if he got the message?

 

[blonk]

OOhohoh OOOoohhh. YOUR lightbulb went off, not his. Good. Far be it from anyone to ever learn anything, though. Fuck em.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

That's when you go full speed ahead and send 'em with their tales tucked

 

[MickeyLee]

This site is Moderated. With some bad bitches and groovy dudes taking the reigns. The worst we see is still curtailed by fear of being Mod Banned from the site. Or, being pounced on by the womangs of the having none of your shit gang.

Porn Is Real and I Am Entitled to Porn Sex guys are some sketchy bastards. Like, I ever date another dude there will be no first date questions asked. I just wanna see his browser history.

 

[seventiesdemon]

This site is Moderated. With some bad bitches and groovy dudes taking the reigns. The worst we see is still curtailed by fear of being Mod Banned from the site. Or, being pounced on by the womangs of the having none of your shit gang.

Porn Is Real and I Am Entitled to Porn Sex guys are some sketchy bastards. Like, I ever date another dude there will be no first date questions asked. I just wanna see his browser history.

Geeze, if only you had pointy ears.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

I reckon I could take them all on and out-nasty them all.

For I am like many, if not all, of the long time real lady members of LPSG

This is a thing. It’s as much a thing as this:
1. Be female
2. Post pictures
3. Get likes

And if you repeat 1-3 but edit 2. Post naked pictures
Then 3. You get to read it all I’m into exhibitionism, so I have a mental filter for things when I need it.

I find that most of them don’t seem to have a very hard time going away on their own, usually by talking to themselves in a succession of unsuccessful pm’s until they realize I was never a part of the conversation

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Would any ladies here ... care to reveal their number of unread pm messages?

No judging!

 

[LaFemme]

Oh, the things I’ve heard and seen on this site! Not enough brain bleach in the world.

Everyone might have a different interpretation of what constitutes ‘sexy’ talk, but in the first message or two? It’s verbal flashing. I think some of these guys just get off on it. Saying something disgusting to a stranger is a way to sexualize someone without their consent.

And I have zero unread messages. I’ve seen it all!

 

[EllieP]

I've had my eyeballs raped by some colorful phrases that I'm sure inventors of the English language never envisioned that some of the words could ever be combined in a single sentence. And it's almost certain that the medical community would agree that some promised feats would be physiologically impossible knowing the limits of human anatomy.

Given the choice of an unlocked gas station bathroom and some of the situations I've been invited to "enjoy" I'm almost positive that the toilet is the safer bet.

I'm not going to tempt fate and say I've heard it all because they're always making better perverts every day.

 

[seventiesdemon]

I've had my eyeballs raped by some colorful phrases that I'm sure inventors of the English language never envisioned that some of the words could ever be combined in a single sentence. And it's almost certain that the medical community would agree that some promised feats would be physiologically impossible knowing the limits of human anatomy.

Given the choice of an unlocked gas station bathroom and some of the situations I've been invited to "enjoy" I'm almost positive that the toilet is the safer bet.

I'm not going to tempt fate and say I've heard it all because they're always making better perverts every day.

I don't think it's possible EP.........but hey...Science has the answer for everything apparently

Take no notice of your intuitions...science will predict your future for you................sit back and relax...place the control of your life in others hands.

 

[286798]

I just wanna see his browser history.

^^this^^

 

[Mule]

Over the twelve years I've been visiting LPSG, this site has lost almost all sexual appeal for me. This thread highlights the reason why: So many of the men here use a mixture of brash, self-serving, and disrespectful language. From the cringeworthy "bro-ness" to the revolting "my ideal partner is an object," any post on this spectrum is an instant turn-off.

It is not just the choice of words themselves that slams the sexy shutters. The way we communicate tells a story of who we are, what our priorities are, and who we care about. Rita Mae Brown put it perfectly: "Language is the road map of a culture. It tells you where its people come from and where they are going."

The people I want to play with deserve to be spoken to with respect, tenderness, and love. Doing otherwise is a sign of immaturity and selfishness; it tells a story of coming from and going to a place in which I have no interest.

 

[286798]

^^ THIS ^^ @Mule nailed it.

 

[g0nz0]

Over the twelve years I've been visiting LPSG, this site has lost almost all sexual appeal for me. This thread highlights the reason why: So many of the men here use a mixture of brash, self-serving, and disrespectful language. From the cringeworthy "bro-ness" to the revolting "my ideal partner is an object," any post on this spectrum is an instant turn-off.

It is not just the choice of words themselves that slams the sexy shutters. The way we communicate tells a story of who we are, what our priorities are, and who we care about. Rita Mae Brown put it perfectly: "Language is the road map of a culture. It tells you where its people come from and where they are going."

The people I want to play with deserve to be spoken to with respect, tenderness, and love. Doing otherwise is a sign of immaturity and selfishness; it tells a story of coming from and going to a place in which I have no interest.

Wonderful eloquent post, @Mule!

 

[windibundu]

back when I was young and twinky-looking the same thing used to happen to me whenever I got on cam;

bigbob: "ohhhhh yeah, turn around so we can see your *ussy, you *ucking slut!
windibundu: um, hello?"

now that im old and chubby it no longer happens.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

I'm glad this is a question and not a challenge.

 

[4353731]

Over the twelve years I've been visiting LPSG, this site has lost almost all sexual appeal for me. This thread highlights the reason why: So many of the men here use a mixture of brash, self-serving, and disrespectful language. From the cringeworthy "bro-ness" to the revolting "my ideal partner is an object," any post on this spectrum is an instant turn-off.

It is not just the choice of words themselves that slams the sexy shutters. The way we communicate tells a story of who we are, what our priorities are, and who we care about. Rita Mae Brown put it perfectly: "Language is the road map of a culture. It tells you where its people come from and where they are going."

The people I want to play with deserve to be spoken to with respect, tenderness, and love. Doing otherwise is a sign of immaturity and selfishness; it tells a story of coming from and going to a place in which I have no interest.

I think it comes with maturity.. Well I hope it does and I hope there are still some genuine non ego driven people on here. I'm not interested in the dick measuring events or hitting anyone up. My wife and I joined because we enjoy sharing pics and videos of us that brighten other people's day
And the compliments are damn nice too.
So yeah.. hopefully not all of us.
But in general men have no idea how to use their words to paint the mind pictures women love

 

[g0nz0]

I'm glad this is a question and not a challenge.

I love your optimism!