Can I Just Ask Guys If They’re, Er, Huge?

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First time I was asked:

She: Are you really big?
Me: Six-two, one-eighty.
She: I mean are you really big down there?
Me: Size twelves. Fourteens for winter boots.
She: I mean in your pants.
Me: 34 waist 36 inseam.
She: You know what I mean.
Me: I'm sure I don't.
She: Are you really going to make me say it?
Me: Say what?
She: Do you have a big dick?
Me: What makes you think that?
She: I heard that you do.
Me: Who told you that?
She: Everyone says you do.
Me: Who is everyone?
She: Lots of people.
Me: Anyone I know?
She: Okay. Kim. Kim said you do.
Me: She told you.
She: Yes.
Me: You had a conversation with her and she told you I have a big one.
She: Yes.
Me: Well she would know.
She: I knew it!
Me: Then why ask?
 

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Well you can cut out the middle man and just post an ad on a site like Grindr or LPSG asking for hung guys with proof in the form of a webcam, pic, etc. Alternatively, you could just ask. It's not a big deal for most.