Can I make myself gay?

[novice_btm]

That makes him gay?

How sad.

Perhaps you're right. I suppose he could be "Lyle, the effeminate heterosexual."

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Speculation.

 

[novice_btm]

Speculation.

By the way, the guy who's masculinity you are defending is the one screaming to see more erect cocks in the galleries
http://www.lpsg.org/sex-with-a-large-penis/26862-stats-for-those-with-galleries.html#post452574

The guy who started the thread, wanting to know the cock size of Jesus
http://www.lpsg.org/celebrity-endowments/26685-jesus.html#post449941

And the guy asking for pix of Milton Berles 12" cock
http://www.lpsg.org/celebrity-endowments/26530-milton-berle.html

Just an FYI :biggrin1:

 

[MusclePrinceXXX]

Well this is something I'm quite surprised to hear about: A straight guy trying to make himself gay. I have a lot of ex-straight friends (LOL) who are now labeled as 'bi'. How so? Because of so much sexual experimentation.

I'm not trying to discourage you but this is how I see it: Trying to change your orientation would be like trying to change the color of your eye. So I would think that trying to change your sexual orientation (fully and permanently) would probably be almost impossible. It's the same concept of how a gay guy would try to make himself 'straight'.

That's pretty cool though, if you're openminded. But sorry to say, the farthest that you might only be able to go is to the 'middle of the road'. A lot of my bi (guy)friends wouldn't be able to give up a wet pussy that easily. Even one of my friends who has a total crush on me still shows traces of interest in women (even though he's made a lot of 'progress' over the years. LOL) I have YET to meet somebody out there who has fully changed their orientation to 'gay' or to 'straight'.

But I do agree with you. Being 'gay' does seem to be funner. Straight people can learn a lot from gays. Especially when it comes to love, romance, and good fashion tastes. Straights are boring when compared to gays. That's why I hang around gay and bi people more. LOL :tongue:

Being gay seems fun. Now, before you get mad at me, yes, I know it can suck (hee hee), but does it? If you're in your late 20's like me, being straight is just disgusting. It's virtually prostitution to be with anyone, since dating costs money, and besides the money you shell out to get to "know" someone, you need money to have them stay. And don't forget social standing. Now, before some of you wonderful women on this site protest, let me define what "no money" means for me: no restaurants, no drinks at bars, no concerts, no going to the movies, no gifts. I can't even afford to give myself those things. But gayness! That allows one to be the treated, if one is lucky enough to be endowed with boyish good looks, such as myself. It also allows for sex between 2 adults, without money being a factor. As a bonus, the expectation to fit into mainstream society disappears, because....you can't! So my question, finally, is how can I make myself gay? I've tried masturbating while thinking of guys - doesn't work. I've let dudes suck my dick to offend people at parties - never got hard, but loved having my dick seen by the mixed crowd. I also kissed dudes during truth or dare games in college (hated the stubble). But being gay seems best. It would really help me, so does anyone have any tips (no pun intended)?

 

[mainer1]

AWWWWWW....come on guys....this person is completely bogus....probably a str8 adolescent wise-ass, male or female!

 

[hypolimnas]

Dude, I know everyone has some good in their replies but I can't help thinking you need to find some new friends to enjoy, forget about the labels. Any kind of intimacy is an important part of tasting all of life. Treat yourself to a bit more fun.

Have you ever tbought that you could enjoy being fucked by the right guy? Just a thought. But there I go again trying to ensure the potential of the entire population of the world isn't wasted. Get out and get yourself some experience, there are lots of beautiful people out there. And don't forget to be true friend to yourself. Every minute you think about "what if" you aren't really living. Stereotypes won't be your answer. You will find your own way, you'll see.

 

[snobbes]

I s it possible to make youself something U allready R? 'bout ime to come out of that closet? or U just too cheep to date girls??

 

[madame_zora]

Regardless of the intention of the op, I will say that I agree with his assessment of straight dating, it's just plain gross. I actually know some women who decide whether or not they will fuck a guy based on how much he spends. They claim they are judging what kind of a provider he will be, yuck!

Women claim they want equality, until they are expected to actually behave as equals, then they quickly retreat into the safety of the stereotypes of being "the weaker sex". If I had to date women, I'd die. I really don't know how you guys can do it, it makes me sick to think about it.

What's wrong with going dutch on dates until you get to know each other? I think if a relationship develops, the one who makes the most money should contribute the most to the dating, but the other person, regardless of gender, should contribute to the extent that their income allows. If a woman makes less, she could chose to invite him to a place where she can afford to treat. Just watch a guy's eyes light up at the idea of being treated, even to pizza- they don't get that very often. Hell, she could try to improve her own financial situation rather than hoping to marry well, that's just creepy.

If I was a man, you bet your ass I'd be gay. No way I'd want some leech hanging on me for their sustenance. OR I'd hold out for that rarest of human beings, an independant woman.

I'd never let a man buy me more than coffee until I knew him well enough to know his financial place. Getting to know someone shouldn't require taking out a bank loan. This IS prostitution, plain and simple, but then so is marriage in the vast majority of cases, and these are the very people who will look down their nose at me. No matter, I still see it for what it is.

 

[Lex]

Being gay/queer isn't fun or this 24-7 free-wheeling lifestyle that many think it is. Being queer is HARD. Being different is never easy (woman, minority, enlightened, etc.). The grass is never greener. It may be AS green, but never greener.

Matthew, tallguypns and Davidjh7 have really together said it rather well and Zora's points about straight dating are worth really considering.

There ISN'T much difference overall and where there are differences, they are all so hyperbolically distorted to the point of perversion that it is beyong tiring.

There is SO much more to life than being sized up as a piece of meat, drinking and partying ad nauseum, rocking the latest designer trends, and worrying about your comparative wealth.

Few, straight or gay/queer, seem to recognize this. It's all, sadly, more similar than dissimilar.

 

[hung9mike]

A couple of things you said, Mr. Pookie, really struck me.

But gayness! That allows one to be the treated, if one is lucky enough to be endowed with boyish good looks, such as myself.

And:

I've hung out with friends at gay bars and hustled drinks for myself by flirting (bad, I know)...There is not a feeling of shame or burden in the same way as a man in a straight relationship who fails to stand up financially.

Now what you're saying is that you wish you were gay so some wealthy guy would take care of you financially?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I don't think he's gay. I had a friend like him a few years ago. He was a cute blonde surfer guy who was straight but very open minded. He let me kiss him and he said it did nothing for him. I told him I was attracted and he said he wished he was too. We lay in a full body embrace for a long time and it was sweet...he actually apologised. A little while later he was making out with a female friend of mine and they got it on later. The next day at work, I thought it was going to be awkward (some people from work had seen) but he nonchalantly mentioned it to some others that he'd sucked face and groped me on the bed. I vouched for his heterosexuality. I can honestly say...there was no physiological reaction. I had NEVER had that happen with a guy. He was definitely straight.

I hear frustration more than anything. I hear someone trying to find their place in this dysfunctional thing called the human race. Having been on both sides of the fence, I'm going to say that dating in gereral sucks but straight dating is worse. In some situations it's cheaper for a straight guy to just go pick up a whore. I never found the level of gold digging on the gay side that I found with straight women. The worst part of dating in the gay world is holding someone's attention. Guys don't want to commit and can't really look me in the eye...they're looking over my shoulder to see if something better might be coming. Concepts like Speed Dating make me sick to my stomach. If you're interested in party games, that's fine but you'll never find Mr. or Ms. right that way.

I think Pooky is looking for a way out of where he is, whatever that means. I hear discomfort and loneliness. The best advice I ever got when I was single and lonely was this:
Be what you want to attract.

 

[rawbone8]

hey y'all Mr Pookie!

best hurry shugah, before your candy done lost its flava.
at 29, your best years might already be behind you (no pun intended), if you wanna be a shameless trophy wife *cough*whore*cough*

otherwise you might be stuck hustling the really lonely but old, fugly (but loaded) guys. would that be fun dude? not to mention work! boner killer or what! why else do so many guys hit the gym mercilessly, tan, face-lifts, hair treatments, viagra, etc., etc. GEEZ! it's hard out there for a hustler.

now some might accuse you of being shallower than dog piss on a marble floor, but I think, in fact, you are the perfect devil's advocate.

your posts portray you as somebody who has an intelligent and twisted sense of humour, facility to bait people slyly, and enough of the narcisist ..... why, you might in fact already be.......a very talented pianist!

:tongue:

 

[Lex]

The best advice I ever got when I was single and lonely was this:
Be what you want to attract.

True. SO true. Positive thought and positive energy attract each other and make positive action. And we are, each of us, drawn to the light.

 

[Rikter8]

Straight or Gay...

One word describes..


LOOOSER!

 

[dreamer20]

Being gay seems fun..., being straight is just disgusting. It's virtually prostitution to be with anyone, since dating costs money, and besides the money you shell out to get to "know" someone, you need money to have them stay. ..

Now, before some of you wonderful women on this site protest, let me define what "no money" means for me: no restaurants, no drinks at bars, no concerts, no going to the movies, no gifts. I can't even afford to give myself those things.

... I've let dudes suck my dick to offend people at parties - never got hard, but loved having my dick seen by the mixed crowd. I also kissed dudes during truth or dare games in college (hated the stubble). But being gay seems best. It would really help me, so does anyone have any tips (no pun intended)?

Now that I've shaved my face and am sweetly scented and ready for our date I'll sing you a little song:

You can't love without money.
You can't love on empty belly.
You see darling you are the only one I'm dreaming of, you're my turtledove
But no money, no love.

So you had better start saving or at least hook up with a man of means. One has to be practical these days. Your post indicates this too.

lol dreamer20

 

[dreamer20]

My final thought on your request is that you need a person of means to have fun with, preferably female or a cheap date. This isn't at all about you making yourself gay.

lol dreamer20

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I don't know how frank one should be in this kind of case, but you sound to me like someone who knows, in a corner of his being, that he is gay and just can't quite accept it yet.

You don't react to men? Well, many people who make no bones (sorry!) about being gay, report that their beings don't want to release into the flow. Doesn't make them straight. And they know that, some of them.

You've certainly given this allegedly foreign but alluring possibility a lot of chances.

You've masturbated while thinking of guys -- without achieving tumescence, but we don't know that, and all things, in that sphere, are relative anyway, aren't they?

You let people see you being sucked in public.

You've kissed dudes -- but, poor fellow, all that really registered was the unpleasantness of the stubble.

You say people feel your vibe and see your gestures and often conclude you must be gay.

You've hustled drinks by flirting with gay men.

It's complicated, at least, to fantasize, as you do, about "a dude with a 10 inch dick peeing next to Jesus and laughing at him." (I might add, though I am neither Catholic nor religious, that theories about Paul's sexuality and views on women raise caution in careful minds; many of the passages that present Paul as misogynistic were later insertions into the Pauline Biblical passages; he almost certainly did not write a number of them.)


You want to see a pic of Milton Berle's 12-inch dick. How Lyle Azado-ish of you.


To one, er, member who has posted a pic, you write: I wanna see an ERECT dick goddammit! And close up! None of that artsy shadowy hey-you-way-over-there shit! All I could see in your pic was a huge mutant snail cowering from the light.


Yes, yes, any one of these things I could see being done or said by a straight guy -- but take the total, uh, package, and I see tremendous momentum of tendency.


Together, this is all much more than Sorcerer's straight guy who, in an enlightened moment, decided to step over the line and see what's what.

I think you know what your destination should be, and you're just hemming and hawing, and playing a game.


I'd never say this. But you asked the question, and seemed to want frankness.


Hope it's not offensive.

 

[Thedrewbert]

Being gay seems fun. Now, before you get mad at me, yes, I know it can suck (hee hee), but does it? If you're in your late 20's like me, being straight is just disgusting. It's virtually prostitution to be with anyone, since dating costs money, and besides the money you shell out to get to "know" someone, you need money to have them stay. And don't forget social standing. Now, before some of you wonderful women on this site protest, let me define what "no money" means for me: no restaurants, no drinks at bars, no concerts, no going to the movies, no gifts. I can't even afford to give myself those things. But gayness! That allows one to be the treated, if one is lucky enough to be endowed with boyish good looks, such as myself. It also allows for sex between 2 adults, without money being a factor. As a bonus, the expectation to fit into mainstream society disappears, because....you can't! So my question, finally, is how can I make myself gay? I've tried masturbating while thinking of guys - doesn't work. I've let dudes suck my dick to offend people at parties - never got hard, but loved having my dick seen by the mixed crowd. I also kissed dudes during truth or dare games in college (hated the stubble). But being gay seems best. It would really help me, so does anyone have any tips (no pun intended)?

Well... if you have been endowed with boyish good looks... money could still be a factor... except you get to collect it.

 

[Mr. Pookie]

I'm not disagreeing with what you're saying, per se, nor am I saying that he's adding any ulterior motive. I'm not saying anything about his question, at all. As I said, WHAT he's writing is irrelevant, it could be about elephants playing baseball, but HOW he writes, his syntax, his structure, his wording, is in a very feminine style. There's nothing aggressive, or masculine, about it. So, again, it makes me agree with the other guy that said, he already sounds gay.

MAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU FUCK.

Haha. See, I can write "masculine" so there.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

MAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU FUCK.

Haha. See, I can write "masculine" so there.

But very very stylized.