Can I still be vegetarian ... ?

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If I eat meat?

I don't eat all meats, just beef, chicken, pork, lamb, venison.

Oh, and penis.

It's only an occasional thing. Maybe twice a day? Sometimes just the once.

But it's still OK to say I'm a vegetarian, right? Because I definitely still identify as a vegetarian, and enjoy eating beans, mushrooms, fruits, rice and so on. Sometimes I wear lightweight clothing.

I think all this stuff trying to separate meat-eaters from vegetarians, as if it's all as cut and dried as that, is totally old fashioned and reactionary. Do you see what I mean?

:cool:
 
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Yes, definitely! You are still a vegetarian even if you enjoy a bit of meat on the side just as long as you don't form an emotional relationship with the meat! You are 100% vegetarian!
 

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I thought you were going to ask if you swallow haha
 

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I thought you were going to ask if you swallow haha
I think we all can accept that you are still a vegetarian as long as you don't swallow.

However, what if you swallow and then regurgitate à la bulimique? Now, that is the real question. :tongue:

And if you did not purchase it yourself, but it was given to you for free, then you are 200% vegetarian! 'Cuz, you know, it's rude not to accept something that is graciously offered to you and stuff. Just eat up, barf, and smile -- you're safe from the Devil.
 
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If I eat meat?

I don't eat all meats, just beef, chicken, pork, lamb, venison.

Oh, and penis.:eek:

It's only an occasional thing. Maybe twice a day? Sometimes just the once.

But it's still OK to say I'm a vegetarian, right? Because I definitely still identify as a vegetarian, and enjoy eating beans, mushrooms, fruits, rice and so on. Sometimes I wear lightweight clothing.

I think all this stuff trying to separate meat-eaters from vegetarians, as if it's all as cut and dried as that, is totally old fashioned and reactionary. Do you see what I mean?

:cool:

I think that you are omnivorous. (You eat meat and vegetables.) If you eat dicks and swallow...you are a cannibal...a gay cannibal. :biggrin1:
 

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I think that you are omnivorous. (You eat meat and vegetables.) If you eat dicks and swallow...you are a cannibal...a gay cannibal. :biggrin1:
Excuse me, but everyone knows that omnivores do not exist. You are either an evil meat eater or you are a saintly vegetarian -- either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. Those people who are claimed to be omnivores are really just closeted meat eaters who meekly eat their salad in a pathetic attempt to avoid being labeled for what they are: inveterate lamb molesters. (Yeah, I know you might say that being a meat eater has nothing to do with being a lamb molester, but I know that they are actually 250% correlated.)
 

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Excuse me, but everyone knows that omnivores do not exist. You are either an evil meat eater or you are a saintly vegetarian -- either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. Those people who are claimed to be omnivores are really just closeted meat eaters who meekly eat their salad in a pathetic attempt to avoid being labeled for what they are: inveterate lamb molesters. (Yeah, I know you might say that being a meat eater has nothing to do with being a lamb molester, but I know that they are actually 250% correlated.)


*taunt* You don't live a picture perfect life...you don't live a picture perfect life. *taunt*
 

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But it's still OK to say I'm a vegetarian, right?
:cool:
Sure. It only matters that you say you're a vegetarian. Because, after all, it's socially unacceptable in some circles to eat meat, at least out in public. You know how those flaming meat eaters are, flaunting their carnivorism. But what you eat behind closed doors is your business and no one has to know about it. And as long as you keep your story straight :wink:, no one will ever find out.
 
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As long as you like your meat live, you can call yourself veg. Now can a vegan swallow?
 

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I think its ok to call yourself vegetarian if you eat meat only for your own enjoyment. As long as you don't entertain the idea of swallowing you can eat penis. Unless of course the penis is attached to a straight vegetarian, then its ok for you to swallow precum and cum, and then you can continue to call yourself a vegetarian straight out.
As stated above you can eat any meat in a closet, as long as you don't talk about it.
 

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Yes, this mentality is everywhere. Just this week I had a random conversation with someone who was struggling with being a vegetarian. She had decided she had to make her pie crust with lard. There just wasn't any proper substitute. And last week I went with a group of acquaintances to a steakhouse restaurant, someone brought along their self-righteous vegan friend. He proceeded to overtake the entire conversation by explaining his philosophy. I finally asked the vegan why he would want to go to a steakhouse. He said this was the one of the few upscale restaurants where they would accommodate him. He made a terrible first impression.
 

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Excuse me, but everyone knows that omnivores do not exist. You are either an evil meat eater or you are a saintly vegetarian -- either with us or against us. There is no middle ground. Those people who are claimed to be omnivores are really just closeted meat eaters who meekly eat their salad in a pathetic attempt to avoid being labeled for what they are: inveterate lamb molesters. (Yeah, I know you might say that being a meat eater has nothing to do with being a lamb molester, but I know that they are actually 250% correlated.)

Well said. Very insightful. You're not fooling anyone with that side salad, Pal.