Can someone help me finish off this poem

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    love me tender love me sweet, wrap your lips around my meat, see me smile watch me grin watch my love run down your chin...


    Can someone help me finish off this poem i am wrighting for my new girlfriend???
     
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    If this poem is for your girlfriend,I`m pretty sure that you will not be together for a long time.
    btw.great start.
     
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    I- suspect your girlfriend will be finishing YOU off with a cast iron skillet upside your head if you tell her to do you like that.
     
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    Here you go:

    "Love me tender,
    Love me true,
    Love me 'til I blow in you.
    You're beautiful,
    You make me smile.
    Let me do you doggy-style."

    You're welcome. :biggrin1:
     
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    First of all, it's w_r_i_t_i_n_g;

    Now..this oughta get her in the mood..

    love me rough and love me hard,
    even though I act like a tard
    wrap your thighs around my face,
    then shit and piss all over the place..
     
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    Thats very good LOL:biggrin1:
     
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