Can str8 men get bj's from men?

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Oh good, called a faggot by someone who can't even spell the word "once."
And by that rationale, does that mean if I ate liver and onions once when I was a kid and hated it (which is true), does that mean "onCe a liver-eater, always a liver-eater?" That's just dumb.
And actually, if you scroll up a bit you'll see that I didn't like roofing and therefore would answer "no" to the second question.

But hey, you already think you have me figured out, so why argue? I don't argue with the wall in my living room either, because I'm smarter and it doesn't listen. I don't want to have an argument, I want to have a discussion. Before you tell someone to think through their metaphors, maybe you should think about using some sort of spell check.
It's like being a murderer. Even if you never kill anyone again you have taken a life. You're a mur-diddly-urderer.
 

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I don't think your 100% straight if you've so much as jerked off in front of another guy...

Sorry...if seeing other guys jerk off is in any way something you are down with... then that's a leeetle bit gay, at least.

But then, I put watching pro wrestling in the same category as watching other guys jerk off.

Hell, I think sucking cock is less gay than watching pro wrestling.
 

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I posted this in the Funny Stuff forum, but whatever it's funny and I think it belongs here too:

lyrics to Gay/Not Gay by KingMissle

I saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was "Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy was on with his "girlfriend," and he was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay.

Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight.

Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.

Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.

Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It is neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is staright.

Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.

See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up.

Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

Ok, you got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants youv'e ever seen, even if you're saying to him "Suck it, bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore!" that's gay.

Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking bitch," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, don't you?" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight.

But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay.

Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be staright. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't.

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Ugh... so quick to label someone as straight or gay, just because they're experimenting. Although I'm not the one that's ever on conversion duty, I did fool around once with a friend of mine that does identify himself as straight. Back when we were in high school, we did give each other oral on two seperate occasions. Fast forward 17 years. He has a family and children, and as far as I know he's never experimented with another male. He identifies himself as straight and I accept that. Funny how a gay male can do this, however, another supposed straight man on this very board cannot?

BTW, I love how the "100% straights" are quick to call anyone who has fooled around with another man a "fag", as if having 100% next to the title of choice makes them the authority of anything that is hetero or homo. Meanwhile, they are active members on a messageboard where they can see more dick per minute than a glory hole in a cruisy restroom... and you KNOW they look just to make sure that they measure up to other supposed "100% Straight Men". I hate to burst your bubbles of masculinity, but that in itself is gay. But of course, sucking a dick is "more gay" so in some twisted way that makes you the better person. Gimme a break!!

Some of you need to stop the whole macho attitude. :rolleyes:
 

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I don't think your 100% straight if you've so much as jerked off in front of another guy...

Sorry...if seeing other guys jerk off is in any way something you are down with... then that's a leeetle bit gay, at least.

But then, I put watching pro wrestling in the same category as watching other guys jerk off.

Hell, I think sucking cock is less gay than watching pro wrestling.
LOL So true, I still can't understand why any straight man watches wrestling. The ONLY entertaining thing about it is watching barely dressed hunks all over each other. They definitely aren't watching for the thrill of competition.
 

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yeah they could just call themselves bi and be done with it... whatever. As long as I get some action :)

exactly. getting or giving someone a blowjob basically means u are not 100 percent straight. theres no problem with that though, and you can still be predominantly straight but you can't say that ur 100 percent straight if your giving or receiving blow jobs from men and enjoying them. But i don't see why its soo important for people to be straight, your bi accept it, i have. I actually decided to just throw away labels entirel and just do what (and who) i feel like doing.
 

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I am a gay male. I have performed oral sex on women and didn't mind it. However, I do not call myself straight.

Just because a straight male lets another man suck him off does NOT mean he is gay....come on, that's like saying that if you go to a rally for african americans, that makes you black....sorry, but I think that people are very closed-minded about this.
 

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It's like people who say "I'm Christian but I don't believe [something in the Bible they don't like]". You can't claim the title and then make your own rules. Either agree to the established rules or admit that you don't completely fit into that category.


Of course you can. The religion of Christianity is open to a wider interpretation than the orthodox Abrahamic faiths.
 

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"Can str8 men get bj's from men?"

That makes no sense. If they're getting bj's from other men, they're not str8! What kind of reasoning is this? This is the kind of stuff that keeps so many homosexuals in the closet!

I might be from another planet, but I've always thought straight meant "only into women." Just me, I guess.