Can this "thing" be real?

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That thing is just like those videos from the 90's videos the KINKORAMA where they had kinds of latex phonies, so definitely NO. Besides Pecker made a good point; where is the man who has the damn thing, and let's see him sans harness.
 

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Apparently not there, pmpn8ez. I first saw that shit when I was 23, and just had to laugh at the latex foam idiocy, I mean, a guy skinnier than hell, with an 18" dick? Or a bodybuilder type dude with the same length, only his alledgely resembled a baseball bat? Then there's the plain absurd; a woman with an 18" dick who fucks a big titted broad. The one that really disappointed me was the chick named Dixie Dynamite, with her alledgedly 84ZZZZ chest, it might've almost been believable, but she and the others never took off their harnesses. The only that never got any plausbility was the double dicked dude, or the hermaphrodites, since those are real.
 
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XXLHS: That is just plain silly... and ... silly... LOL... if anyone can't tell the difference between that and a real one - YOUR A VIRGIN...LOL.

I have to go now, I am laughing so hard I have to run to the bathroom...LOL... ROFLMAO :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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maverackstud8: I went that site-finally got it work.
Anyway,that has to either a plastic or rubber.I didn't join the site,so I don't if there is a guy attatched,but it looks plastic or rubber or something.
On.Dixie Dynamite, with her alledgedly 84ZZZZ chest,Been proven fake.On Tina Small-jury is still out 84EE'S..Dix is an actress known Leanna Fox-not ever anywhere close to 48.
On the fake dick,there-just more Long Dong Silver/Long Dan Silver or whatever the fuck his name is in that Robo Dick film.And even that guys dick were real,he seems not to able to fuck the blonde chick,let along get head.I'm sorry,that guy would to get sex,from a female Hulk or Mrs,Goliath.And that would it useless,except fucking a 20 foot woman or an elephant.
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maverackstud8: Real funny madame_zora-what your problem ?
Hurry what -hurry,faster-hurry,oohhh-

Soory,could recist-you sounded horny .

ok,maybe not.you know I love teasing you.

If your talking that freakishly penis-fake.I would want hanging below.I'd have to the woman the worlds biggest mouth and pussy or forget it.
 
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maverackstud8: anyone know how big the biggest is?

rk.I think aroung 15-but let me get back to you.
 
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XXLHS: yah know, dick size is really an art not a science... I mean, if I am really excited I can hit 8 inches... most day... meh.. about 7.5... flaccid about 4.5... if I am swimming or cold... goes turtle til I am nice enough to warm it up... lol... and by that I mean about 3ish... and I supposed if I pumped for a while or used some sort of stretching thingy... I could be bigger... but its a dynamic thingy and what about top or bottom... on top one length on the bottom another... hell I would be huge if I measured from the bottom side... but the top, I am little over average... but size is relative to the situation... for the most part... so I guess what is the big deal...??? LOL
 
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maverackstud8: That fake penis-I just created a funny Ad for it-Mister Ed in Love.
check my group before I close shop.Nobody visits the groups anyway.
 
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maverackstud8: Largest human penis

Aubrey Beardsley The Examination of the Herald, 1896.
We all know that men are supposed to worry endlessly about penis size. In popular mythology a small organ is still thought to signal a totally inadequate lover. All the best books tell us that this idea is absurd but nonetheless the notion persists. What can we say of penis size? How big is the biggest? One problem is who is to do the measuring. If men measure their own organs they are likely to exaggerate the results: it is not an area in which there are abundant objective surveys. And women too may exaggerate the size of a particular penis in their acquaintance. Walter (of My Secret Life) demonstrated this clearly enough: a woman spoke of a penis as being 7 in. long or even more - yet the "very large penis" measured by Walter turned out to be significantly less than 7 in. According to Wardell B. Pomeroy, the Kinsey co-worker, the longest penis encountered was ten inches. This figure accords quite well with the results of the special Forum survey into penis size. In this careful and detailed survey, published in 1970, the largest penis was found to be 9½ in. in erection, hardly able to compete with the vast organs of pornographic fiction. In an earlier inter-racial survey, Dr. Jacobus's 1935 publication - "L'Ethnologie du Sens Genitale", larger dimensions were recorded. In this survey, organs nearly 12 in. in length are reported. Of all penis sizes quoted in the literature the largest is unquestionably the 14 in. . erect organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex". But as no source is quoted perhaps we should not take too much notice of this figure. The largest well attested penises would seem to be between ten and twelve inches in the erect state.

http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-001.htm
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From The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records.
© 1974, 1982, 1997-2001 G.L. Simons
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XXLHS: Hmmm... that post makes me wonder about something... at one time someone invented a ruler... and a means of measurement... you know cubits and feet and meters and all that. I wonder if way back some where in time... there was a guy saying... hmmm... I have invented the ruler... cool... I can measure things for the king... or whatever... and... and... hmmmm.... I wonder... *unzip...*... and it all started that faithful day... :wacko:
 
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shadow: If that "thing" is real, than the "owner" would positively pass out when he has an erection :p
 
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maverackstud8: If that "thing" is real, than the "owner" would positively pass out when he has an erection

SHADOW-Your 100 %.right

BESIDES IT LOOKS PLASTIC OR RUBBER.
I was wnder-maybe we are looking at it all wrong.
Maybe,it's not a big dick,but a deformed elephant trunk.

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maverackstud8: I need people to post stories.opinions,comments like here.
As that fake dick,I will refer to other messages elsewhere here.
If that "thing" is real, than the "owner" would positively pass out when he has an erection

If that thing is real,how come the owner dosen't come here and tell about his freakishly huge penis or the blonde trying to fit it in her mouth.?
 
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maverackstud8: It would take at least 16 pints of blood to make that hard!
Would kill him ?Cause him to pass out ?Take longer ?Be only useful as a roto router?Really make Madame Sceam ? :D
Not having a freakishly huge penis,I'm not sure on this subject.
 
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Michael Jackson: If it were, the guy had better have some baggy pants!
 

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And if it were real, can you imagine the custom condom fitting for that one? MAGNUMS would need to go into overtime.

Better yet, why not just take a HEFTY-BAG, shrink wrap it around his dick, and slap some spermicide on for good measures, eh?LMFAO!! :lol: :rolleyes: