
When I meet new guys say in church, at the bank, country club, or just on the street instead of shaking hands we always just whip it out and compare. :tongue: If they are bigger than me, I just tell them I'm sorry it wasn't meant for them to be my friend.

If they are smaller than me, I can't be friends because they aren't real men.


It is a great pleasure for me to meet men that are my equal and I can develop a friendship.

:smile::smile: :tongue: It is a bit awkward in church whipping it out before the prelude starts and during the greeting time and after the services,

but the members get used to it after a while.:tongue: Now all the guys are doing it, even the minister.

Our planning council is proposing that we have a new sitting arrangement with areas clearly marked:Extra small. small, low average, hi average, large, very large, and gigantic.:smile:

:redface: :tongue:

:wink: :biggrin1: There are a lot of emotions concerning this at our church.:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: