Can two guys with big dicks be friends and not rivals?

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NineInchCock_160IQ said:
Whenever I meet a guy with a big dick I chop his head off and it makes my own dick grow bigger. Sort of like in that movie Highlander.

Obviously gets better looking after each "deed" too !!
 

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NineInchCock_160IQ said:
I wish girls hit on me as much as you guys do... :tongue:

It is kind of a cosmic joke, isn't it? Except not very funny. I'd say you deserve something good of the female variety to come around your way - I'll see what I can swing for ya. :wink:



LPSG - where else can comparing someone to a mass murderer be flirtatious? :tongue:
 

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If your friendship can be decimated by the proportions of different parts of your anatomy, it's really not about friendship. those types of folks need to lose their egos and grow up a bit and discover what's really important....:biggrin1:
 

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I have a friend who I've known since 1st grade. He's really big, which I discovered in high school when we started working out together. I remember one time while we were drying of after a shower he looked over and said frankly, "nice penis." I said thanks... and since then, not all the time, but whenever the conversation warranted, complimentary comments or jokes have been dropped here and there.

So yes, we can be just friends… not rivals.
 

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mediumBuild said:
I have a friend who I've known since 1st grade. He's really big, which I discovered in high school when we started working out together. I remember one time while we were drying of after a shower he looked over and said frankly, "nice penis." I said thanks... and since then, not all the time, but whenever the conversation warranted, complimentary comments or jokes have been dropped here and there.

So yes, we can be just friends… not rivals.

This was exactly the reponse that I had hoped would ensue from this thread. I have found the same to be true, one well equipped guy when not being in his "self-promoting" person, can be genuinely complimentary of another larger than life penis even if not up to his size. I have received this same kind of comment from guys with stupendously large penises and we have become instant friends and talk regularly about just about anything and everything. Thanks for your reply.
 

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vinny_spiruccino said:
Oh yeah? Go on...

I might just have to go jerk off to the idea of Vinny and Sorceror making a porno every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

*touches himself*


NineInchCock_160IQ -- One of the good/bad things about queer males is, like straight males and unlike females, we are very overt with our attractions and tend not to hide them (if we can even hide them at all). Matthew has a good eye. One day, your lady will come!
 

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Economically, a penis is both a rival and an excludable good. Based on that, I'm sure some friendships of which you speak could be challenged. Fuck that, though. People need to learn how to sustain a penile relationship.
 

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For the size of the penis to even be a tiny issue, one or both of the men have to be insecure inside. I don't care what is the size of my friend's willy. He has to be someone I respect and who respects me in return. He has to be fun to be with and not a drag.
 

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My answer to my question is still yes. But since a girlfriend or wife will not tolerate many close friendships of any kind from you (jealousy), this friendship is doomed when she discovers it.
 

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ok, lets get serious....people are usually friends long before they know each others dick size...
if two guys find out that one has a bigger dick, it will probably not be the end of the friendship...
if it is the end, then they probably wernt real friends to begin with.

at best, its just one more thing they have in common...
 

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My answer to my question is still yes. But since a girlfriend or wife will not tolerate many close friendships of any kind from you (jealousy), this friendship is doomed when she discovers it.

I wish you dodn't have to go into people's profiles in order to put them on ignore.
 

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:mad: :mad: When I meet new guys say in church, at the bank, country club, or just on the street instead of shaking hands we always just whip it out and compare. :tongue: If they are bigger than me, I just tell them I'm sorry it wasn't meant for them to be my friend. :eek: If they are smaller than me, I can't be friends because they aren't real men.:eek::mad: It is a great pleasure for me to meet men that are my equal and I can develop a friendship.:cool: :smile::smile: :tongue: It is a bit awkward in church whipping it out before the prelude starts and during the greeting time and after the services, :confused: but the members get used to it after a while.:tongue: Now all the guys are doing it, even the minister.:rolleyes: Our planning council is proposing that we have a new sitting arrangement with areas clearly marked:Extra small. small, low average, hi average, large, very large, and gigantic.:smile: :eek: :cool: :rolleyes: :redface: :tongue: :mad: :wink: :biggrin1: There are a lot of emotions concerning this at our church.:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: