I can touch my head with my tongue
But I'm practising.
I just found out I can kiss my own dick with ease by stretching it while flaccid, even with my long torso. It was pretty exciting. Can't suck myself off though. How about you guys?
I can! I've been doing it regularly for as long as I can remember. See?
I used to be able too...a lil too bulky to do it now but I just get other people to do for me instead.