Can you bruise your penis? Super girth with tiny girl..

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  1. Charlie14

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    I am extremely thick..much larger than a soda can around.. and I was with this girl on saturday night who was extremely tiny.. the smallest I have ever been with.. we had a marathon sex session and today I have these dark markings on my penis? Are these bruises? Is this anything to be worried about? Has anyone ever had this happen?
     
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    Those are usually associated with a nasty little parasite known as "Cockring-worms." You better get checked out and quick because soon they'll be drinking up all the blood from the rest of your body. I have even heard of cases so severe that the worms actually crawl out of your pee-hole and try to attach themselves to a woman's cervix in mid-fuck, leaving the two of you locked together at the genitals like mating dogs.
     
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    :eek: OMG! I think I'll go throw up now.:puke: ​
     
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    You can cure cockring worms by soaking your cock in a cup of warm water to which you've added four grated cloves of garlic. However, you should make sure you ring the women who infected you and tell her she gave you cockring worms and she needs to get treatment.
     
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    wow... thanks a lot guys..
     
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    Pix? Not saying it's not true, just never seen one thicker than mine by that much...
     
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    I'm not that much bigger around than a soda can but significantly wider.. but also narrower from top to bottom.. i don't have any dick pics online.. no offense but I think that's cheesy..
     
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    Not as cheesey as looking at other people's pics and not giving them the same courtesy they give you :)
     
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    OOHhhh snap!
     
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    I don't look at dick pics... (snap)
     
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    There aren't just dick pics on here are there?
     
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    I don't want to see vagina pics on here either.. I think that's cheesy too.. again.. no offense.. I didn't bring it up..
     
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    What exactly does this mean? How can you big significantly wider but not much bigger around. Is your cock oval shaped?
     
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    you can bruise it and even damage the tissue in it (thats why i have a curve now). but ive never heard of bruising from tightness. maybe you just bruise easily
     
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    If you looked at it from the front.. like down the barrel.. it's rectangularly shaped.. it's really wide.. but it's about the size of a soda can in thickness in general..
     
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    O.k. who's been putting the round peg in the square hole again? :tongue:
    the closest i've came to that was a condom too small, but it's a whole different story.
    :cool:
     
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    Can your penis get a black eye?
     
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    hahaha Very funny...! Well.. it would be funnier if I wasn't worried my penis might fall off! :(
     
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    Convenient that you tink that way ... come in and make outrageous claims, then think that the way to prove it is "cheesy" ...
     
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    Woah, he doesn't HAVE to prove anything, if he says he has, he is either a liar. Or has a big cock, but it shouldn't really matter that much to us.
     
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