Can you do "hands-free" urinating?

[Pecker]

I can't use urinals. I tend to ruin them:

 

[Draconis71]

Tsk!

Like men don't miss the pan often enough even when they ARE holding them!

LOL

Man, More like *CRY* vs LOL... Have worked in bars, restraunts... and... yah... enough eeediots figure it's like windows.. Point and click...

Then again, some of the nastiest stuff I've seen was in women's washrooms. How the hell do THEY pee all over the seat, etc???

 

[prepky]

yep sure can

prep

 

[transformer_99]

I can't use urinals. I tend to ruin them:

What a water canon. Reminds me of a story about a fellow at work, he and his neighbor got into a domestic squabble over unsightly objects on one another's properties. Whether it was intentional or not, the co-worker's neighbor scheduled the sprinkler system to go on at an ungodly hour of the night and the sprinkler head was directed at the co-workers bedroom window. So in the middle of the night, every night, the sprinkler system would come on and nail his bedroom window waking him up. He described it as a water canon. :biggrin1:

 

[MonsterUncut]

Yep! Hands free and love it! But I think it helps that I am cut? Do uncut guys have to hold their foreskin back?

No problem here, just let it hang, and for the foreskin, I just pull it back before I start, and yes, have caught others going to the side to take a look. It's all good.

Peace

 

[Draconis71]

Can't do it.... Have to keep it out of the bowl...:eek22: Which reminds me... Public toilets: Have to be carefull not to go "fishing"...

 

[osxwrangler]

I tend not to hold my peter when I pee.

I have a friend that like pranks. I was standing at the urinal in the theatre after a movie the other day. I had to pee so bad I thought I would pop. I was standing there with my elbows resting on the partition - eyes closed just letting loose in bliss. That boy came up behind me - grabbed my middle belt loop and shook me as hard as he could.

It caused me to piss everywhere left and right. He thought it was so funny. Ha! It wasn't. :-( Pissed on the legs of my jeans and boots. I know to watch the little fucker now. He won't do that again.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Yep! Hands free and love it! But I think it helps that I am cut? Do uncut guys have to hold their foreskin back?

It all depends on how tight the foreskin is. If the foreskin is loose and will stay behind the corona, once it's back there, there's no problem. There are times that, even with my foreskin on the head, the stream is straight, but I usually retract it before starting my stream, just to make sure. And, as for pissing "hands-free", yeah, I usually do just that.

 

[WhenBrosAttack]

Yeah, sometimes I'm in the flop it out and go camp, no hands needed, but I didn't realize some guys needed to hold it, I thought it was optional for everybody. Foreskin never a problem, I leave it as is.

 

[41103]

Yeah can do it !! but i like to hold so i don't do it very often!

 

[nudeyorker]

I can do it hands free, but I have to take the PA out or it squirts out at two angles

 

[Texasize]

I don't need to hold it but I like holding it.

 

[davidjh7]

I wasn't going to comment on this, but what the hell...because soft I STILL have a curve in my dick, that tends to aim the pisshole more FORWARD than DOWN, plus my balls tend to "prop up" my dick a bit much of the time, no, I have to aim it or it goes OUT, not DOWN. I can go hands free, but only in a urinal that hangs on the wall such that it is completely in front of me.

 

[Bernd]

Yes I can! But I thought that everybody could do this! It is no problem at all!

 

[B_gagger]

It can aim by itself, but it hasn't yet quite mastered the flushing. I'll keep you posted on that.

 

[B_josiah852]

Yes you pull the foreskin back first. Has to do with hygiene. And who can't piss without using hands. U do have to be careful if you are nude and the pants aren't kinda pointing you out a little. Cause if you are nude and hang str8 down you will piss on your feet.

 

[ticker2]

Yeah, I don't understand what size has to do with this??? I think it feels weird to hold it...I just let it out and it does the rest. Maybe someone can explain to me what's so difficult about pissing that they NEED to hold on to it?

 

[Brock Rockington]

I just let it hang. Its funny, I thought everyone could do this though. Shows what I know.

 

[SteveHd]

Maybe someone can explain to me what's so difficult about pissing that they NEED to hold on to it?

One reason: angle of the dick. When flaccid, my dick is straight but angled to the left. Moreover, uneven balls amplifies that even more. To pee w/o holding, I'd have to turn so that I'm at about a 45 degree angle to the urinal. I've done it that way but it's easier to hold the dick! Or least push on its left side with a finger.

 

[evilbreeder]

if i dont hold on to it, its like a wild firehose goin nuts, kinda like hank/charlie in me myself and irene, nothing leaves dry LOL

i stand back at public urinals so i have to aim, the smell is foul, all public washrooms are foul, guess it doesnt help my olfactory is overactive