Can you do "hands-free" urinating?

[shr1125]

...is it big enough and long enough just to "hang" there by itself while you urinate?

What's "big enough" to let it just hang there? I am by no means hung, but I urinate hands free into a commode, urinal, and outside all the time. Occasionally I have to aim into a commode as my flaccid length keeps the head at an angle not conducive to hygiene (i.e., urine all over the wall, seat, and floor). However, at a urinal or outside, it's just more comfortable to go hands free and let the little guy point wherever he wants to.

Like others' who have posted, I'm not big into showing off at the urinal. There's just something a bit creepy about being checked out while I'm taking a piss.

SHR

 

[Adam875]

Yes, I do. I mentioned this in another thread some few weeks back, but didn't know this one existed on the topic till today. It hangs down free'n'easy and no problem. Foreskin retracts all the way automatically every time I pee. Sometimes in frivolous mood I'll text message at the same time. It's what you call nonchalant.

 

[thorprep]

Like trigun, I never thought that anyone couldn't do this, until I worked with a guy who repeatedly mentioned that he worked with someone who did this all the time (in the contect of wall street hot shot stories). Finally, I asked him what the big deal was. He did a double take and didn't say anything. Until, that is, I was out for a party night with him, his girlfriend, and her friend. Well, her friend was there as she was a size queen and he had told her he suspected I was well-hung. The upshot, she was well-satisfied (although she became a near-stalker) and the guy I worked with kept trying to set up scenarios where he'd get to see me nude. He never did' I began to dislike him for business reasons, his girlfriend broke up with him, and about 3 months later, she asked me out on a date. I never went there, but it was tempting!

 

[B_jeepguy2]

Then again, some of the nastiest stuff I've seen was in women's washrooms. How the hell do THEY pee all over the seat, etc???

OMG I have wondered the same thing! The bathroom at my small office is unisex, and there is this one chick who sprays piss all over everything. When you lift the seat there are drops of piss all under it, and the top of the bowl is covered in piss. It even gets on the floor sometimes.

It was such a mess I honestly thought one of the other dudes that works there was going in the bathroom and taking a piss without lifting the toilet seat. Then one week all the other employees were all gone to a meeting and it was just me and this hottie chick in the office. I know the restroom was clean when I got there and mid morning I went there to take a dump (shortly after this girl had been in there to pee) and the toilet seat was covered in piss...then I realized that it was NOT one of the other dudes that was always making this mess but this FUCKIN HOT blonde chick. I would not have made this big of a mess if I had been totally drunk and pissed in the toilet without lifting the seat.

I honestly wonder if her cooch is deformed or something?

 

[lilbear]

I have a PA, so I have to use my hands or I'll have two streams.

 

[mattnatlanta]

I guess I'm naive - I thought all guys could do that, unless their penis is so small it's inverted or something. I've done handsfree all my life unless I have to pee while I have a boner, then I sit on the toilet and point it down and wait for the wood to begin subsiding before peeing. At a urinal, I usually put at least one of my hands on my hips, sometimes both hands, after pulling "Big Al" out my fly, and let him dangle.

 

[thebigmac89]

yeah i can do it. its pretty awesome haha.

 

[mattbryant84]

i can do hands free. but i have foreskin, so id rather make sure that's pulled back a little so i dont piss all over the place. lol

lots of guys have problems putting the lid back down.. i say, be glad we put it up in the first place! at least i do anyways.

 

[D_Tyrone_Tittickler]

When I sit to "ease nature", yes, otherwise I take hold and aim 'cuz my aim is to keep the bathroom clean and your aim will help!'

 

[zardeth]

Scroll to the bottom! :smile:

 

[mee]

Just unzip, let Mr. Happy out & go.

 

[Flotiz]

Yes...

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[BigDee3]

I thought everyone can do it. It seems natural just let it hang.

 

[HOU_HEADHUNTER]

Yes. I do it sometimes when I'm outside and don't want anyone to know i'm pissing. My neighbor likes to hold long conversations with me at our fence which is wooden. When he gets into one of his long monologues I just prop myself up the gate and sometimes I'll have to piss. He's long winded so I never want to be rude so I've learned how to just reach down and unzip my fly and pull my cock out and I'll just stand at the fence and piss while he's talking. He never even knows that it's happening because the grass muffles the sound. Of course with me being outside in nature i'm not worried about my stream making a mess. When I'm inside I instinctively grab hold and aim but I'm sure if I position myself correctly I could piss without having to hold my cock.

 

[1088492]

I always try to piss hands free just stand there and let my piss flow

 

[Shackleford]

I've never tried it with my dick through my fly, but with my pants down or off, I can do it smooth as silk. My dick rests on my nutsack at an absolutely perfect angle for it.

 

[Shackleford]

Update: Turns out I can do it hanging through my fly just fine.

 

[8inchPole]

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I feel like it's not that hard... even if ur smaller. But idk.

 

[deleted300444]

I thought everyone can do it. It seems natural just let it hang.

Agreed. At some point, we have all done hands free, right? I do often. Pull it out & let go.

 

[dopeboyfresh]

Uhh I have a long hanging soft one and you cannot pee hands free when it's hanging. Otherwise it will pee straight downward on your legs or pants. I've seen guys pee hands free and I think it's because they have a small dick that points outward. The kind of small dick that doesn't reach past your balls.

Only time I can pee hands free is in the shower.