Can you tell a guy's age from his penis?

[D_Bubba_Butter]

This is a bit random, but was just thinking...

You look at someone's face or hands & you can usually have a pretty good idea about their age (wrinkles, elasticity of skin etc.).
Does the same thing apply to cocks?

I find it very difficult to predict ages on here just from penis pics.

Ignore the pubes... We'd have to shave them to take out that variable.

 

[ShannonH]

Yes. You chop it off and count the rings on the inside. Each one is a year.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Yes. You chop it off and count the rings on the inside. Each one is a year.

Ha ha!

I was waiting for that one...

 

[The Dragon]

Not as far as I've been able to tell.

Scrotums tend to get a bit saggy though and just don't tighten up to the same extent as a younger mans would.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Not as far as I've been able to tell.

Scrotums tend to get a bit saggy though and just don't tighten up to the same extent as a younger mans would.

Hmmm... I read on another thread that a guy's gf was using his cum as face cream. Perhaps it's anti-ageing?

Out of curiosity, & despite this being a dangerous question - based on my penis, how old do you think I am?

 

[The Dragon]

Hmmm... I read on another thread that a guy's gf was using his cum as face cream. Perhaps it's anti-ageing?

Out of curiosity, & despite this being a dangerous question - based on my penis, how old do you think I am?

at a guess and forgive me if I'm wrong....35 - 38? :redface:

 

[MickeyLee]

i would have guessed younger.
the skittles might be throwing me off
:tongue1:

 

[The Dragon]

i would have guessed younger.
the skittles might be throwing me off
:tongue1:

Might be wishful thinking on my part, Ms ML.:wink:

 

[SyddyKitty]

Dicks don't age, they break.

 

[MickeyLee]

Might be wishful thinking on my part, Ms ML.:wink:

i hear cradle robbing is all the rage, Ms. Dragon.

*pays attention to this thread* now i am kinda curious about age tells for a penis.

the only thing i've noticed *from gallery perving* is sometimes older dudes have rougher looking glans.

damn... it!! why did you put this in my head?

 

[ManofThunder]

i hear cradle robbing is all the rage, Ms. Dragon.

*pays attention to this thread* now i am kinda curious about age tells for a penis.

the only thing i've noticed *from gallery perving* is sometimes older dudes have rougher looking glans.

damn... it!! why did you put this in my head?

You're not considering the use of moisturiser, Ms Lee. :tongue:

 

[someperson]

This is a bit random, but was just thinking...

You look at someone's face or hands & you can usually have a pretty good idea about their age (wrinkles, elasticity of skin etc.).
Does the same thing apply to cocks?

I find it very difficult to predict ages on here just from penis pics.

Ignore the pubes... We'd have to shave them to take out that variable.

Most people go by your looks and how your voice sounds. In real life anyways

 

[MickeyLee]

You're not considering the use of moisturiser, Ms Lee. :tongue:

Oil of O'lay? *giggles*

 

[ManofThunder]

Oil of O'lay? *giggles*

That's a popular choice, I understand. :tongue: I use hand-cream and honey.

 

[spoon]

we have a few older gentlemen on this site. go look at their pic.'s.

 

[D_Lee_Schlonga]

Hmmm... I read on another thread that a guy's gf was using his cum as face cream. Perhaps it's anti-ageing?

Out of curiosity, & despite this being a dangerous question - based on my penis, how old do you think I am?

I'd say you are in the late 30's early 40's. Based on your penis.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

That's a popular choice, I understand. :tongue: I use hand-cream and honey.

Does the honey not make everything really sticky?

And I wouldn't expect to be licked off if it were mixed with hand cream...

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

I'd say you are in the late 30's early 40's. Based on your penis.

I seriously need to start moisturing my dick!

Would a nip & tuck make it more youthful? Circumcision - cosmetic surgery for the penis...

 

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

This topic reminds me of a favorite old Hollywood quote from, iirc, Charlie Chaplin, who's sitting around with friends one night, gets up to leave as his much tounger wife is waiting in bed, and says, "guess I'll go bend one in." :biggrin1:

I imagine older men would experience changes to the look of genitalia, like direction of hard on (no longer hitting the belly button when hard), take longer to get it up, have hardness issues, or be less interested in sex. Although, for some, these changes could speak more to overall health than age, I think it only fair to acknowledge changes to male sexual function, and point out guy bits are not immune to the effects of aging.

I'd say you are in the late 30's early 40's. Based on your penis.

I'm guessing 45-50. :scratchchin:
Influencing my decision - hang of cock and balls, and holding/squeezing of hard cock.

 

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

holding/squeezing of hard cock.

Speaking of, what's up with that??? Can one literally squeeze another inch out of that sucker?!? :09: