Can you tell a guy's age from his penis?

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This is a bit random, but was just thinking...

You look at someone's face or hands & you can usually have a pretty good idea about their age (wrinkles, elasticity of skin etc.).
Does the same thing apply to cocks?

I find it very difficult to predict ages on here just from penis pics.

Ignore the pubes... We'd have to shave them to take out that variable.

In truth, no.

People age differently as it is.

I have most of the hair on my head still, very little in the way of white hairs, I've seen men in their 20s balding, men in their early 30s with white hair,

Skin varies too. There are lots of dried out prune types in their 40s and there are people in their 60s with smooth skin, no hanging or dried out burlap sacks.

You can't always tell by looking.
 

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how old is this one?

Bah think link broke
 
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I seriously need to start moisturing my dick!

Would a nip & tuck make it more youthful? Circumcision - cosmetic surgery for the penis...

Hmm, I'd guess 31.5 yrs?

I was just reading that freshwater pearls can afford their wearer a youthful glow. Perhaps a pearl cock-ring is in order?
 

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Hmm, I'd guess 31.5 yrs?

I was just reading that freshwater pearls can afford their wearer a youthful glow. Perhaps a pearl cock-ring is in order?

Thank you... :smile: That's better!

Do you know anywhere I can get hold of a pearl cockring? Or do you think I should just wrap a pearl necklace around it a few times?
 

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I pack mine in ice every night to help preserve it. You've heard tbe song, right? "My dick in a(n) ice box"

I figure then when I die and am lying in my coffin people will say "Well he lived to a grand old age...but look how young his cock looks" :biggrin1:
 
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perk of messing around with older guys IMO :) love big low hangers! HOWEVER to answer the OP..ummm no. I see naked people ALL the time doing bodywork...oldest client has been near 80...so umm no. :)


Not as far as I've been able to tell.

Scrotums tend to get a bit saggy though and just don't tighten up to the same extent as a younger mans would.
 

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I figure then when I die and am lying in my coffin people will say "Well he lived to a grand old age...but look how young his cock looks" :biggrin1:

I'm clearly mixing in the wrong circles - I've never seen any bona fide cocks at a funeral, just figurative ones.

Would you have an open coffin, or just install a little viewing window?
 

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Thank you... :smile: That's better!

Do you know anywhere I can get hold of a pearl cockring? Or do you think I should just wrap a pearl necklace around it a few times?
I'm sure a long string of smooth cool pearls wrapped around your shaft would look (and feel) good.

Don't forget to post pics.:mischievous:



I pack mine in ice every night to help preserve it. You've heard tbe song, right? "My dick in a(n) ice box"

I figure then when I die and am lying in my coffin people will say "Well he lived to a grand old age...but look how young his cock looks" :biggrin1:
Boo hiss! :frown:
No pics, monel. How do we know your deep-freeze, anti-ageing claims are true?

*wonders what different flavours monel's frozen cocksicle come in?*
 

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I'm sure a long string of smooth cool pearls wrapped around your shaft would look (and feel) good.

Don't forget to post pics.:mischievous:



Boo hiss! :frown:
No pics, monel. How do we know your deep-freeze, anti-ageing claims are true?

*wonders what different flavours monel's frozen cocksicle come in?*


Just think how handy a Monel frozen cocksicle would be.
Next to no down time with pussy bruising after a big session.

The applications are almost endless for Monel's frozen cocksicle! :wink: