Cannibal Holocaust

Like most films of that time which were labelled 'video nasties' it was a big pile of crap, senseless plot, terrible special effects, dire acting. Save yourself the time, smear yourself with peanut butter and jam, get a friend to video you walking in a gimpy manner, you'll have practically replicated Cannibal Holocaust.
 
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Like most films of that time which were labelled 'video nasties' it was a big pile of crap, senseless plot, terrible special effects, dire acting. Save yourself the time, smear yourself with peanut butter and jam, get a friend to video you walking in a gimpy manner, you'll have practically replicated Cannibal Holocaust.

damn its that bad:eek: ?.... well ill have to tell we have to watch porn... again...:rolleyes: :tongue:
 
I'm leery of that RapidShare video...

Anyway, they actually killed the animals they torture in that movie. Yep, real animals. So badly staged cannibals or not, it's still sick as hell.
 
I've seen Cannibal Holocaust. Pretty much everything you've read about it is probably accurate. Off the top of my head, "highlights" include:
  • a man killing a muskrat by stabbing it through the neck, with the poor thing squirming in agony (not the correct was to slaughter an animal, not that there's any nice way to do it, but it could have been done more quickly and cleanly)
  • another man eating the muskrat's stomach (this could have been simulated, I'm not sure)
  • a woman executed for infidelity by being raped with a phallic shaped stone then beaten over the head with the stone
  • women being impaled
  • white men raping native women
  • natives turning against the white people...I forget what they did to the white woman, but it was pretty nasty; one of the white guys got his dick cut off.
If you do a google image search for "cannibal holocaust" (turn SafeSearch off) you'll see plenty of horrible images.

The only scene I enjoyed was where Miguel made contact with the natives, by going into the mud with a captured native, stripping naked, and putting on a display of bravado. I mainly enjoyed it for the nudity because the guy has is kinda cute (dark eyes, full lips) and a nice body (nice, muscular legs). But he's also the one that killed the muskrat, so I lost respect for him for doing that.
 

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If you want a movie with emotional impact and the graphic kind of horror, rent of buy EYES WITHOUT A FACE.

CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL. Wasn't that written by Trey Parker, the guy from SOUTH PARK? It's a Troma film too. (Never liked the production values of most Troma flicks I've seen.)