I didn't say it's too big for condoms, but it's often hard to put it. And it is for some of us, and has nothing to do with false sympathy, but has with fat cock. Well, I am sorry if you can't understand it.No, sorry. Enough with the B.S. It will go on no problem. Stop the "my cock is just too big for condoms" false sympathy mongering.
I'm having a flashback...OJ trial when the glove just didn't fit...
Like that asshole, this guy is doing a great job of acting...
give me a break. roll the damn thing down! looks like he is "trying" to roll it down with a lobster claw hand.
I think he had loose skin, his foreskin, so it was hard to roll over that.What? Does this guy not know how to put a condom on?
First he rolls it out a bit and the tries to put it on like a sock, thus there being air trapped at the top. lmfao foo'
I can't WAIT to hear a story about a guy who blew such a big load the condom burst. Never mind the fact that such a feat would take several gallons. I haven't run into such a claim yet on any message board or anywhere else on the Internet. Funny- considering everything else on the Internet, I'm surprised I haven't run into this.
Suddenly, my imagination runs away with me. I'm seeing myself standing on my bathroom scale, weighing in at 160 pounds. I then go to the bedroom, masturbate, and completely soak all four walls, floor, and ceiling- during the climax, I visibly shrivel up (kind of like the people who get all the water sucked out of them in the movie "Tank Girl").
After having finished unloading, I return to the bathroom scale. Now I weigh 135 pounds.
"Damn, that was a big load," I say to myself.
Ok, enouh for now. Don't want to go off on too much of a tangent.
I can't WAIT to hear a story about a guy who blew such a big load the condom burst. Never mind the fact that such a feat would take several gallons. I haven't run into such a claim yet on any message board or anywhere else on the Internet. Funny- considering everything else on the Internet, I'm surprised I haven't run into this.
Suddenly, my imagination runs away with me. I'm seeing myself standing on my bathroom scale, weighing in at 160 pounds. I then go to the bedroom, masturbate, and completely soak all four walls, floor, and ceiling- during the climax, I visibly shrivel up (kind of like the people who get all the water sucked out of them in the movie "Tank Girl").
After having finished unloading, I return to the bathroom scale. Now I weigh 135 pounds.
"Damn, that was a big load," I say to myself.
Ok, enouh for now. Don't want to go off on too much of a tangent.
i think he was trying to make it looks like it was super difficult.
i still put condoms on backwards sometimes.:redface:
i am naturally a blonde though.
I can't WAIT to hear a story about a guy who blew such a big load the condom burst. Never mind the fact that such a feat would take several gallons. I haven't run into such a claim yet on any message board or anywhere else on the Internet. Funny- considering everything else on the Internet, I'm surprised I haven't run into this.