Can't fit penis in gf!

[Igottahugepenis]

Hey guys
I have a problem I can't seem to fit my dick in her at all. My dick size is unbeilevably huge 11.4 inches and I don't know war to do or to tell her. Like I don't wanna just stick with her givin head it gets boring and I don't wanna hurt her feelings
Anyone have any suggestions

 

[B_4inches]

You're right. Your size is unbelieveable.


Get her quivering little pussy worked up to a fever pitch boy is really all I can tell ya.

 

[morano]

the post name had me dying laffing. But yea, i cant help. is it too thick or too long, either way her *coota-mama* should stretch

 

[xxxarizona]

The solution is to find a married woman who has a husband with a tiny penis that allows his wife to get satisfied by a stud like you. Most men wish they had your problem.

Coco

 

[Principessa]

Hey guys
I have a problem I can't seem to fit my dick in her at all. My dick size is unbeilevably huge 11.4 inches and I don't know war to do or to tell her. Like I don't wanna just stick with her givin head it gets boring and I don't wanna hurt her feelings
Anyone have any suggestions

Lemme get this straight . . . she can suck your 11.4" dick with no problem but she can't even get the head of your penis in her vagina? . . . . riiiggghhhttt. Pics or it never happend. :irked:

 

[morano]

maybe you need viagra...MAYBE. if it is that big, maybe you dont have enough b,ood to produce a good boner. in porn, most really huge dicks wont get reall hard and have to be squeezed.
I have no clue if thats your problem, just wanted to show that ur in my thoughts lol

 

[hairyman101]

please......if a baby can come out of the pussy....then you dick can go in.....please!!!!

 

[8wayup]

Some circles have reported a cheese grater is a solution.

 

[MrGoodDate]

Babies come through there. So can you. But she must be aroused, wet, swollen and hungry for you. Some KY Jell might help too.

 

[Principessa]

please......if a baby can come out of the pussy....then you dick can go in.....please!!!!

I am so sick of men saying that like it's true.
1) The OP is a liar he does not have 11.4" if he did he would have photos
2) He probably has no clue what foreplay is.
3) A womans body has 9 months to prepare for childbirth and a great many changes occur during that time. Most notable, near the time of delivery is that the opening of the vagina dilates to 9 centimeters!
4) No amount of foreplay will dilate a woman to 9 cm.
5) I think the OP is probably underage and lying about his penis size.

 

[hot_topic90]

lol

 

[B_starinvestor]

I have a similar problem, only I'm 16.37" so its difficult to even hug or kiss because I am so far away as we are separated by my penis length.

What we do is this:
I thrust my penis into a pail of warm water and at the same time I penetrate her with a popsicle stick, and so far that is working for us.

Good luck with your predicament, I hope this may work for you.

 

[parchissi]

Reminds of the Everley Brothers song - Dream Dream Dream-------

 

[indianpoker7]

lol...the replies are funnier than the OP's post didnt expect that

 

[Cuban]

hmmm please try using a smaller dildo.. those 11" dildos don't fit everywhere... try 6" next time..

 

[B_pinoyurge]

really? your problem is as complicated as why people do have sex as a breakfast

maybe you have to bring your gf to the doctor and ask the doctor to widen her vagina

 

[TomSchmo]

umm well length makes no difference in terms of fitting it in.

 

[Love-it]

Relaxation
Vibration
Lubrication
Dilation

 

[slurper_la]

Hey guys
I have a problem I can't seem to fit my dick in her at all. My dick size is unbeilevably huge 11.4 inches and I don't know war to do or to tell her. Like I don't wanna just stick with her givin head it gets boring and I don't wanna hurt her feelings
Anyone have any suggestions

:bsflag:

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

please......if a baby can come out of the pussy....then you dick can go in.....please!!!!

Very well said!