So, since the market took a shit, I've been taking Friday's off for mental health reasons. So, I like to hit happy hour on Thursdays. Well, last night was a doosie.
Hit happy hour around 6. Invited a girl that's off on Fridays, she brings 2 chicks with her - one was very attractive. So I'm all fired up, having a good time, maybe 1 or 2 too many shots.
Anyway, I'm coming out of the bathroom walking down the perimeter of the bar, and a guy stick his leg out to trip me. I take a couple stumbles and catch myself, and I'm ready to come up swinging.
I turn around, and its this little tiny, teensie weensy nerd with a 1960's haircut that looks like McFly from Back to the Future. I was really thrown off. I came up, and said, 'get up, we're going outside. I'm going to hit you once, not in front of your girlfriend, and then we can come back inside and get on with our night.'
He says, 'fuck you, I'll beat your ass right here in front of your girlfriends you pussy.'
At this point, I am in utter disbelief. I mean, this scrawny fucker has some gigantic balls. I can't pick on this little nerd, everyone will think I'm a bully. So I start looking around, trying to figure out what to do, and he says, "you fucking pussy, I will destroy you. Get away now or you're dead."
I'm like, "dude, I'll tie you in a knot. I can't believe you are talking to me like this. You'll be a pretzel in about 15 seconds." He says, "do it. Try it.'
Anyway, amidst my shock, I just ordered the guy a shot of Jag and we hugged it out. I couldn't believe the balls in this guy. I mean, just a little geek, and he didn't back down at all. I was impressed.
He never did reciprocate and get me a drink. But oh well.
I just couldn't hit McFly.
Hit happy hour around 6. Invited a girl that's off on Fridays, she brings 2 chicks with her - one was very attractive. So I'm all fired up, having a good time, maybe 1 or 2 too many shots.
Anyway, I'm coming out of the bathroom walking down the perimeter of the bar, and a guy stick his leg out to trip me. I take a couple stumbles and catch myself, and I'm ready to come up swinging.
I turn around, and its this little tiny, teensie weensy nerd with a 1960's haircut that looks like McFly from Back to the Future. I was really thrown off. I came up, and said, 'get up, we're going outside. I'm going to hit you once, not in front of your girlfriend, and then we can come back inside and get on with our night.'
He says, 'fuck you, I'll beat your ass right here in front of your girlfriends you pussy.'
At this point, I am in utter disbelief. I mean, this scrawny fucker has some gigantic balls. I can't pick on this little nerd, everyone will think I'm a bully. So I start looking around, trying to figure out what to do, and he says, "you fucking pussy, I will destroy you. Get away now or you're dead."
I'm like, "dude, I'll tie you in a knot. I can't believe you are talking to me like this. You'll be a pretzel in about 15 seconds." He says, "do it. Try it.'
Anyway, amidst my shock, I just ordered the guy a shot of Jag and we hugged it out. I couldn't believe the balls in this guy. I mean, just a little geek, and he didn't back down at all. I was impressed.
He never did reciprocate and get me a drink. But oh well.
I just couldn't hit McFly.