Shall we dance?![]()
That depends... you got a broom?
Shall we dance?![]()
That depends... you got a broom?
Just the handle, wanna check and see?
* unzips *
Ah, just like the old Dublin Disco charm
Are ye fuckin dancin?
Are ye fuckin askin?
Course I'm fuckin askin!
Fuck off and buy me a fucking pint first ya cheap bastard!
Hey snoozan - I gotta nice crisp fifty over here, sweetcheeks - come to mama!
I'm in honey! And for you, I'll do it gratis.
I'm in honey! And for you, I'll do it gratis.
Well alright! - 'free' you whisper? Well, I'm sure I can find something to slip in your g-sting... stand up a moment.. :tongue:
I wasn't referring to my hands :lick:
Can I be next in line? PULEEEEEEEZ!
OK - report back here in 10 minutes with a clit and some labia (sorry I insist on people bringing their own equipment when I'm performing cunnilingus!)
Hey! Why has everybody stopped dancing!
OK - report back here in 10 minutes with a clit and some labia (sorry I insist on people bringing their own equipment when I'm performing cunnilingus!)
Hey! Why has everybody stopped dancing!
Sorry. Can't dance and jack off at the same time. I am a white boy, and had no rhythm to begin with. the challenge of the vision before my eyes, the cock in my right hand, and dancing have overwhelmed me.
Or your ass, maybeMaybe I could give you a hand with something..
Or your ass, maybe
lol..i'm not the dancing type. I'm the guy who chills with his drinks and watches.
Someone teach me to dance, and I fuckin' will.