Can't you fuckin kids dance or sumpin?

[ManlyBanisters]

Shall we dance?

That depends... you got a broom?

 

[biguy2738]

That depends... you got a broom?

Just the handle, wanna check and see?

* unzips *

 

[B_josiah852]

Shake Shake Shake
Shake Shake Shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Just the handle, wanna check and see?

* unzips *

*faints*

 

[biguy2738]

*faints*

...and that's when it's flaccid :biggrin1:

 

[snoozan]

Ah, just like the old Dublin Disco charm

Are ye fuckin dancin?
Are ye fuckin askin?
Course I'm fuckin askin!
Fuck off and buy me a fucking pint first ya cheap bastard!



Hey snoozan - I gotta nice crisp fifty over here, sweetcheeks - come to mama!

I'm in honey! And for you, I'll do it gratis.

 

[biguy2738]

I'm in honey! And for you, I'll do it gratis.

When you've finished with ManlyBanisters, do you think you could shimmy yourself to my lap as well?

 

[naughty]

Perhaps some music would help :wink::

YouTube - Sean Paul - Get Busy

Oooh honey! That would definitely get me going! LOL!

 

[No_Strings]

Someone teach me to dance, and I fuckin' will.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I'm in honey! And for you, I'll do it gratis.

Well alright! - 'free' you whisper? Well, I'm sure I can find something to slip in your g-sting... stand up a moment.. :tongue:

 

[biguy2738]

Well alright! - 'free' you whisper? Well, I'm sure I can find something to slip in your g-sting... stand up a moment.. :tongue:

HEY! HEY! HEY!
Keep your hands where I can see them! :biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I wasn't referring to my hands :lick:

 

[biguy2738]

I wasn't referring to my hands :lick:

Can I be next in line? PULEEEEEEEZ!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Can I be next in line? PULEEEEEEEZ!

OK - report back here in 10 minutes with a clit and some labia (sorry I insist on people bringing their own equipment when I'm performing cunnilingus!)

Hey! Why has everybody stopped dancing!

 

[biguy2738]

OK - report back here in 10 minutes with a clit and some labia (sorry I insist on people bringing their own equipment when I'm performing cunnilingus!)

Hey! Why has everybody stopped dancing!

Talk about an ego...I was asking if I can have a go at SNOOZAN when you had finished with her...sheesh! talk about a big head!

Everyone stopped dancing because they heard you fart...phew! :biggrin1:

 

[B_Hickboy]

OK - report back here in 10 minutes with a clit and some labia (sorry I insist on people bringing their own equipment when I'm performing cunnilingus!)

Hey! Why has everybody stopped dancing!

Sorry. Can't dance and jack off at the same time. I am a white boy, and had no rhythm to begin with. the challenge of the vision before my eyes, the cock in my right hand, and dancing have overwhelmed me.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Sorry. Can't dance and jack off at the same time. I am a white boy, and had no rhythm to begin with. the challenge of the vision before my eyes, the cock in my right hand, and dancing have overwhelmed me.

Maybe I could give you a hand with something..

 

[B_Hickboy]

Maybe I could give you a hand with something..

Or your ass, maybe

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Or your ass, maybe

:biggrin1: Sure you do the white-boy shuffle and I'll jig(gle)

 

[dreamer20]

lol..i'm not the dancing type. I'm the guy who chills with his drinks and watches.

Oh dear! A confirmed wallflower.

Someone teach me to dance, and I fuckin' will.

At least I can teach you.:biggrin1: