Caption game - Wacker, whacker, wanker, jacker...

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  1. novice_btm

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    I was going to put this in the "Compared to a household item..." thread, but not sure how many people have a jackhammer as a "household" item, and thought putting it up as a caption game, might be more fun. :wink: That the brand name of the jackhammer, is "Wacker", especially cracked me up. That aside, why is this never the kind of guy that's doing work around my place?

    This pic is like the Tosh.0 moment in the show, when he says, "Let's put 20 seconds on the clock, and see how many comments we can make about this week's entry."

    -You might be in for a surprise, if you agree, when he "sexts" you that he wants to "jackhammer" you good.
    -Now this is extreme "jacking".
    -When he says gonna be out back w(h)acking it, he means serious business.
    -A whole new meaning to "jacking" it.
    -"Yeah, my job is a real ball-buster."

    Add your captions!

    P.S. If this is you, or you know him, don't be shy, and PM me. :tongue:
    (The pic is floating around the net, so could be anyone, anywhere.)

    P.P.S. #11,000 :biggrin:
     

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    No hole is too tight for this big cock!
     
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    It seems that Dick took her Jack-hammering desires entirely too literally.
     
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    Industrial sized jacking off, eh?
     
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    "Just pounding away with my large tool."
     
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    "where is the whack-off button on this thing?"
     
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    Great on fratpack!!
     
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    and let's not forget............"whack-on, whack-off, whack-on, whack-off"
     
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    "It's to calibrate my ball-bearings"
     
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    "What? You said you wanted to be pounded."
     
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