Car mechanic having sex

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  1. BigDallasDick8x6

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    How can you tell if a car mechanic has just had sex??
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    He has one clean finger.

    All the guys go Ahahahahahahahaha and all the girls go Ewwwwww when you tell that joke. I wonder why?
     
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    Cause it's nasty! :yuck:
     
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    Im a mechanic and I find that joke extremely......HILARIOUS!!!!! hahaha
     
  4. BigDallasDick8x6

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    Nice power tool you've got there, dude. I bet you could give someone a rear end alignment with that.

    I actually threw a sex party one time with an auto repair shop theme and decorations. Rear end alignments. Lube job. Muffler job (meaning blowjob) etc. There were a lot more double entendres but I can't remember them all at the moment. Everyone loved it.
     
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