car sex tips

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by OPPinSLC, Nov 9, 2006.

  1. OPPinSLC

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    Hey, I was just wondering what are the best positions/car models everyone has found. I drive a Nissan Frontier and even though it has a crew cab, it gets a little cramped in the back sometimes;)
     
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    I have found the easiest t hing is if the "bottom' (chick/bottom dude) sits on top and you lie down across both seats (I am assuming this is a two seater truck or if you can open a door, you can sit with your legs sticking out of the door and he/she can sit on top of you (just make sure youre angled so no one hits their head).
     
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    Hey. I didnt realize when i repsonded to htis thatyoure in Utah. Cool. I dont live there anymore, but still love SLC. Utah is a cool place.
     
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    Dude. Why would you want to have sex with a car? Maybe being a gay guy and more into interior decorating I don't "get it," but whatever, I'll offer an opinion. The muffler pipe is too low for getting your penis in, so maybe if you unscrew the gas cap and try that? That wouldn't work for me because my penis is indeed tremendously large, but perhaps if you're one of those microscopic 9 inchers...
     
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    Make sure its in park. Turn motor off. Have dinner at White Castle and have fun..........:rolleyes:
     
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    I totally agree with above! Make sure you are NOT driving. Fucking while going 60 miles an hour might seem fun but my friend as a totalled BMW to prove that it isn't.

    Once you stop the car it is all good!
     
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    Don't knock my car. The trick is warm up the engine, just a little bit. Then it's all good baby;)
    Once you go Nissan, you never go back. lol
     
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    I guess I need to work on the grammer in my questions.
     
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    What was wrong with the grammar of your questions? - nothing like as bad as your spelling in the above! It was perfectly clear you were referring to having sex with a person in the car (take note pumperthumper!)
     
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    Well i usually give head to the guy who is driving the car and when i am having sex with a woman she sits on my lap in the back seat and rides me
     
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