Car Size & Dick Size

How big is your Car?

  • Don't Drive

    Votes: 53 11.8%
  • Motorcycle

    Votes: 14 3.1%
  • Compact / Hatchback

    Votes: 76 16.9%
  • Saloon / Sedan

    Votes: 83 18.5%
  • Estate Car / Station Wagon

    Votes: 13 2.9%
  • SUV / Pickup / Van

    Votes: 118 26.3%
  • Sports Car / Convertible

    Votes: 57 12.7%
  • Batmobile

    Votes: 10 2.2%
  • I don't need to drive, my mate Scotty beams me everywhere I need to go...

    Votes: 25 5.6%

  • Total voters
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D_Elijah_MorganWood

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Daily driver: 7 Series BMW Smooth, quiet and fast. Never driven better.
Chore handler: Ford Explorer XLT 4x4 (gotta have a 4x4 here)
Weekend car: first gen RX-7 GSL (the one with the pop out sunroof), I've had 3.

BTW, I had a 2000 Mustang GT which I bought new, Atlantic Blue. That thing could roast the tires for half a block. It was also a great daily driver. I hated leaving it in California when I moved back here. Always put a smile on my face. I'd buy another one in a heartbeat.
 

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I started with a Mini Cooper than got the VW Jetta 06. The dick is the same, the car has the same meaning ...
 

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NineInchCock_160IQ said:
As for the Ford Motor company in general... also not a big fan... but the Ford GT (not the Mustang... the reimagined GT40) is an amazing car. As far as stock performance goes its hard to find a better value out there...

Yes, the GT40 is an amazing car, but at a $110,000 price tag, im not sure its a better value.

You may have seen this, but the 2007 Z06 Corvette were working on now, will make the GT40 look like a power wheels. That's expected to go for around 70K.
The only reason why it took so long to come out, is because of traction issues.
So, with well over 500HP on tap, minor tuning, low restriction exhaust, and better air intake flow, theres quite the bang for your buck.
I'd love to put that LS7 (427cid All aluminum) in my truck, but I cant justify the Outrageous price they want for it right now.
C
 

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*Claire annoys again by re-forging a man-addressing question to her own sexual organs*

I drive a 67 Mustang Fastback, and surely don't have to compensate for anything. But I like the attention it gives me, so there you have your answer.

Apart from that I don't believe in any of the compensating/not compensating shit.
 

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I lived in one of the larger cities in Texas for a while and was always amazed at the large number of pickup trucks I saw there. I saw more ridiculously huge trucks there than I had ever seen in my life, sometimes with brush/cattle guards on them (I guess, just in case you might happen across a cow or tumbleweeds when driving downtown). I never could understand why one person needed a vehicle that big. But one of my straight female friends there assured me that the stereotype was true. I never doubted her because I know she used to "get around" a lot when she was younger, and so she would have had a reasonable sample of men from which to draw a conclusion. :tongue:

Being a practical sort, I drive a compact pickup truck. I prefer smaller vehicles myself, not because I'm afraid I'd send the wrong message (grin), but just because I find them easier to drive and less expensive to operate.
 

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cooliorox said:
....of course I humbly bow to you and your viper....thats my dream car. :smile: How'd you get your hands on that sweet piece of machine?

Just a lot of careful planning, budgeting, saving, perserverance in the face of those who told me I couldn't do it, and a large low-interest loan. I'm not exactly wealthy. Just decided I wanted one, and I knew I couldn't afford a Lamborghini, so I made it happen..
 

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NineInchCock_160IQ said:
Just a lot of careful planning, budgeting, saving, perserverance in the face of those who told me I couldn't do it, and a large low-interest loan. I'm not exactly wealthy. Just decided I wanted one, and I knew I couldn't afford a Lamborghini, so I made it happen..

Bring it to the Woodward Dream Cruise this year.

I did the same, but only because mine was "the Last of the Last".
 

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My vehicles have consistently gotten smaller since I was 18

#1 62 chevy 3/4 ton (3 mpg)
#2 85 olds cutlass salon coupe (my fave - 12 mpg)
#3 92 firechicken convertible (15 mpg)
#4 98 ford escort (35 mpg)

as you can see the cars have shrunk. However, my penis has not appeared to grow by any inversely proportional amount over the last 8 years of my life. Tragic.
 

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ClaireTalon said:
*Claire annoys again by re-forging a man-addressing question to her own sexual organs*

I drive a 67 Mustang Fastback, and surely don't have to compensate for anything. But I like the attention it gives me, so there you have your answer.

Apart from that I don't believe in any of the compensating/not compensating shit.
You have very good taste in cars.
 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaireTalon
*Claire annoys again by re-forging a man-addressing question to her own sexual organs*

I drive a 67 Mustang Fastback, and surely don't have to compensate for anything. But I like the attention it gives me, so there you have your answer.

Apart from that I don't believe in any of the compensating/not compensating shit.


You have very good taste in cars.

I agree with Sorcerer. You have excellent taste in cars. Who needs balls when your car has them? Though I like the furry ones too!
 

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I drive a mother fucking 1998 Plymtouth Minivan with 108,000 miles. College budget forced me into that car, so as far as I'm concerned its all I need at the present time. I hate it though and on several occasions wished it just get stolen so I can maybe guilt my parents into helping me pay for a new one. As far as I'm concerned, no there is no correlation between my shot-ass car and my cock.
 

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Never owned one, I have 3 bicycles tho(Road racing, Mountain bike and a hybrid between a BMX and a Mountain bike), I also have this shirt that says: "Nice SUV, sorry about your dick".

If I ever decided that I wanted to get something with an engine, Id get a Mini cooper and 600cc Mountain bike.
 

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You only let me pick one. I currently own (in order of largest to smallest) an dump truck, a H1 a minivan (daily driver with 350 000 KM on it) a 1978 Lincoln, a VW a VW rabbit 2 off-road motorcycles a snow blower and a chainsaw. (of course the last two count as the snow thrower is self-propelled and the chainsaws engine is probably more powerful than either of the VW’s)