Car Size & Dick Size

[SATNITEFEEVR]

Okay, I know it's an old chestnut, but here's the 2006 take on whether big cars are only owned by small dicked guys trying to bolster their manhood.

This being a big dick forum we should all be driving something smallish you'd think, but what's the case?

So the question is - what car do you regularly drive presently or most recently?

Me... a compact hatchback.

What complete bullshit! You drive what your credit let's you afford!

 

[novice_btm]

Here is what we have in the great southwest to proove our manhood.

http://bullsballs.com/

Oh my gosh! I actually saw a chrome pair of these last week, and thought I was imagining it. I even asked the girl I was with, and she told me to get my mind out of the gutter. I made her look at them and she still just thought there was "some other explanation".

 

[prickleyguy]

i prefer the flesh colored, the red ones are hot, but the blue balls give me the creeps www.bullsballs.com/

 

[headbang8]

i prefer the flesh colored, the red ones are hot, but the blue balls give me the creeps www.bullsballs.com/

Um, surely they should be out front?

 

[B_HappyHammer1977]

I have only owned three cars of my own. One was a very small car...bit of a girly one as it goes...onewas a Merc and one a little sporty thing. Does this mean I've got a dick of variable proportions?

 

[oldman9x7]

I'm not sure if this indicated anything but when I was in highschool my grandfather gave me a car which he had used. I drove it back and forth to school and on dates. I LOVED that car - it was a (so called) 7 passenger broghm, V 16 Cadillac. It had fold down jump seats and when they were up they made a very comfortable make-shift bed with the back seat. I should have called it The Mayflower because so many Puritan maidens "came across" in it.

BTW gasoline cost me 8 cents a gallon. Talk about the Good Old Days!!!

Gramps

 

[oldman9x7]

OH!! Just to stay on topic - I no longer own a car. If I need to go anywhere, I am driven - heh heh heh.

Gramps

 

[Thedrewbert]

2004 Cadillac CTS
2003 Chevy Avalanche

 

[findfirefox]

I don't have a car...

I use the Bus and MAX (55 ton Light Rail Train) to get everywhere,

does that count?

 

[geitjeshoeder]

2005 Volkswagen Fox 1.1
This is a sub-compact a very small car, has good gasmilage, and parks away easy in the crowded streets of Amsterdam.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

nissan sentra s/re spec 2005. small, but runs like a raped ape. but would get rid of it if one of you would drive me around.

 

[dong20]

I often see huge dicks driving cars of all sizes....

I especially hate the ones who only put their right turn indicators on AFTER the light has changed :banghead:

 

[snobbes]

I'm tall and I'm hung and I like the comfort of my SUV. Some weeks ago i had to get into a BMW Z3. almost crushed my balls between my thies cause I had no room for em

 

[xrush_uncut]

I drive a 2004 BMW 530i, but that's ok cause I have a small dick, and I am sure somewhere in my subconscious I got it to bolster my manhood :thinking: , as Engish Gentleman put it in the intro.

My boyfriend, who is just a tad under 9" drives a 2005 Chevy Colorado, bright yellow with 4 doors. He only drives 4-door cars.

 

[gg42]

A 1994 Buick LeSabre with 130,000 miles and two missing wheel covers a.k.a the babemobile

 

[Paper5tr3et7]

02' 620 Ducati Monster Dark.

It's my only ride beside my girlfriend :biggrin1:

 

[Dorian_Gray]

2005 Black BMW 760Li.... I just like big, fast, sexy, sleek cars.
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8x6.5c

 

[NCbear]

I drive a Ford Focus ZX3, the best-handling car I could afford back in 2002. However, my salary doubled in late 2003, so now I'm engaged in test-driving Corvettes that I might want to buy. A green and tan C5 convertible built in 2000 is the current favorite. Its price has just gone down $2000, so maybe it'll soon be within reach.

What can I say? With the 6-speed, the car gets amazingly good fuel mileage on the highway. And it handles like a lowered truck on rails (bumpy and low to the ground but completely accurate and confidence-inspiring).

The license plate I want?

NTCPNSTG

(thus allowing anyone at all to read into that what they will :biggrin1: )

NCbear
[who wants a car for its performance and handling, not to show off -- although dark green is my favorite color]

 

[arktrucker]

in germany most people also have the confession that bmw, mercedes-benz and prosche drivers have small dicks

I'm a student with not many money, but if I had enough of it I would buy a Z8, clk or 911, too, exactly like bigger/smaller guys I guess

driving an "opel" astra sportive (opel is named "holden" in australia I think, "holden" in UK, and as far as I know it's owned by Chevrolet, so "opels" often look similar to some chevy's)

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Opel in the US is a Buick nameplate.

 

[arktrucker]

Understand before I tell you what I drive, I have a farm and, a truck driver.

1) Jeep Cherokee
2) Dodge Ram 1500 Pickup
3) GMC Sonoma
4) Kubota L3400 tractor

And for my "real" job

Peterbilt 387