Car Size & Dick Size

How big is your Car?

  • Don't Drive

    Votes: 53 11.8%
  • Motorcycle

    Votes: 14 3.1%
  • Compact / Hatchback

    Votes: 76 16.9%
  • Saloon / Sedan

    Votes: 83 18.5%
  • Estate Car / Station Wagon

    Votes: 13 2.9%
  • SUV / Pickup / Van

    Votes: 118 26.3%
  • Sports Car / Convertible

    Votes: 57 12.7%
  • Batmobile

    Votes: 10 2.2%
  • I don't need to drive, my mate Scotty beams me everywhere I need to go...

    Votes: 25 5.6%

  • Total voters
    449

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I might as well post this as I found it very funny at the time. I used to work in an office were one of the bosses had a flash car that he always used to park in front of the office so that it could easily be seen from the road. No one but the bosses or clients were allowed to park in the office car park. There was speculation that he liked parking out front to show it off especially when there was lots of space behind the building and parking in front made it difficult to get into the building, let alone allow anyone in a wheelchair or with a pushchair to get in.

It had a personalised numberplate, which I guess is always the mark of someone with more money than sense!

Anyway his initials were NSS so I assume he wanted to have them on his personal numberplate (can you see where this is leading yet?)

I don't know if it was intentional on his part (although I saw no evidence of a sense of humour being held by anyone in that particular office) or whether he was even stupider than I'd given him credit for, but his numberplate read:

P2 NSS

He certainly did like acting like a dick!
 

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sorry to revive such an old thread... but I just had to post....

I've always prefered smaller cars, but usually smaller sports cars, I've owned, in the last 11 years a total of 9 sports cars, 4 pickup trucks, a few small foreign cars (some where sporty turbocharged hatch-backs, some much less sporty), and one chevy caprice

I currently own 3 sports cars and a toyota carrolla (daily driver to save wear and tear)

And no, my parent's didn't buy me any of them, in fact, I bought my parent's their last new car...