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This might sound really weird, but I saw Carrot Top last night on the "Mind Freak" show where that guy does some WILD magic tricks... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8hgPxQIBbY)

Anyways... the guy has gotten HUGE since I last saw one of his comedy shows. What do you guys think of his attritbutes below the belt?
 

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Are we sure that photo is authentic?

I saw him once, in passing, in the Atlanta airport. He has to be one of the most frightening-looking individuals I have ever seen up close and in person. It was like a car wreck - I couldn't stand to look, but I couldn't look away. Anyway, who cares what he's packin', if he looks like that? I couldn't stand to do anything with it. There aren't enough bags in the world....
 

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Hey Tarheel, good to see another tripod from NC! A friend of mine in LA did a film with CarrotTop (Chairman of the Board I think) and she saw him in the buff several times as the wardrobe supervisor. She said he is huge when soft...and uncut she thinks. He is from Charlotte..? I grew up on Wrightsville Beach - surfer dude still even as a senior diplomat :blowjob:
 

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lol, if Carrot Top's hung, then it's another case of "great product -- lousy sales department" :biggrin1:.
 

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Well we all know that us skinny guys are usually packin some heat... so it just stands to reason that he's got something to show...
 

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Nitrofiend said:
lol, if Carrot Top's hung, then it's another case of "great product -- lousy sales department" :biggrin1:.

LOL, couln't agree more.:biggrin1:
 

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muscle pics of him are real...juice of course..but whatever. .. saw him on regis and kelly today. I actually find him sexy...but was surprised he wasn't any taller the kelly ripa.
 

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I also saw him on Regis and Kelly this week and his arms were VERY muscled and veiny. As ugly as he is, I must admit that I got very hot and excited looking at those arms. Muscular arms esp. if veins bulging just turn me on big time. Luv to rub my dick against this big arms.
 

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Yes, those biceps were noticibly huge (much like Raphael Nadal) - so I learned from this site he's into major weigh-lifting. Hot body. He's definately not scrawny...But that hair and face - better end this discussion now...
 

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I've got a thing for red heads and he has really built up his bod to the point of hot,but even if he was packing big (which he looks like he is) I'd still have to shave and bag his head before i screw around with him (of course id leave a hole or 2 in that bag )
 

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I lived in orlando before coming to hawaii and there were countless times that carrot top was in the gay bars. He indeed has gotten huge, not to mention huge hair. I have friends that hung out with him and used to do lots of coke with him. hahaha
 

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Indeed.. he dated a trans friend of mine in NYC. Met hiom at Escuelita. She said he has permanent eyeliner and a great body.. but she couldnt handle more than one diva in bed at a time