please do tell.
What's to tell? He's a combination douche/enema bag!!! :biggrin1:
please do tell.
it's ok Nick...admitting you have a problem is the first step toward making things right.
I dunno if there's a 12 step program to cure douche addiction tho.heheheh
The first step would be to, um, pull it out unless i miss my guess.
it's ok Nick...admitting you have a problem is the first step toward making things right.
I dunno if there's a 12 step program to cure douche addiction tho.heheheh
He didn't pack on that much weight- the first couple of pics are older. He got really skinny for awhile, but looks good now. He's rumored to be quite thick in the cock department.
The sex lady (her name escapes me right now) was on his late show once with some sex toys. She had a gel masterbation sleeve and then turns to Carson and says, "Do you think this would fit even you?" Suggesting he has a fatty. How she would know that, I don't know.
what's a DB??
i'm not here to defend CD but those pics of him with a gut are really old, he adopted the eating habit/disorder of a 14 yo girl when he moved his show to cali from nyc. like 2-3 yrs ago? and got really skinny
he also started his hair club subscription about the same time i think, who does he think he's fooling with that?
i'm not a regular viewer but every time i do tune in it's in a totally different position on his head, and he has a freaky tanline or makeup line below it where his normal hairline used to be or something. skinny or fat he's a DB but why does he compound that with fake hair?
on the plus side he readily acknowledges he's a DB and rolls with it so it's a net neutral
I assume it's shorthand for douchebag, since everyone was calling him that on the first page of posts.
I admit to hardly ever being able to tell when someone is wearing a rug, but I really don't think that he is. On the other hand, if he is, then the future that Dave Chapelle saw for him in that magic camcorder skit was fairly accurate.:biggrin1:
Douche, scrote or genius?
Let's remember, he did create the world's first interactive music video countdown show.
...and there's a lil' somethin' poppin in his slacks. Not that I'd dare go near it.
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