carter.kau / Carter Kaufenberg

[mlawry171]

Step one I used to be Instacart delivery driver, stop ordering and just go get them yourself unless you absolutely can’t but that my most expensive content rn all others have gotten cheaper and cheaper

Girl ain't nobody trying to get out of bed on a cold Sunday. Also people want to earn money on insta-cart. Let them.

 

[Blacklightsexy]

$105 for one year subscription.... Dude is obviously delusional maybe he needs some more time off ...

 

[blonnysandburg]

Are y'all bitching about buying his videos? Cuz for real just do it..his dick is huge and he's so hot

But does he actually show dick?

 

[Blacklightsexy]

But does he actually show dick?

Yes.. I'm pretty sure you can find his D pics somewhere..

 

[Carterkau]

$105 for one year subscription.... Dude is obviously delusional maybe he needs some more time off ...

I not delusional lol ty tho <3

 

[Blacklightsexy]

I not delusional lol ty tho <3

I don't know $25 for an a***hole picture and those outrageous subscription prices is given delusions of grandeur...

 

[Ms. Elpie S. Ghee]

$105 for one year subscription.... Dude is obviously delusional maybe he needs some more time off ...

That price is generated from his monthly sub price. 15.99 * 12 months = $192 - 45% = $105. It's actually cheaper than resubing every month for an entire year.

 

[Shadowspare27]

Step one I used to be Instacart delivery driver, stop ordering and just go get them yourself unless you absolutely can’t but that my most expensive content rn all others have gotten cheaper and cheaper

but for a picture? $25?

 

[Shadowspare27]

That price is generated from his monthly sub price. 15.99 * 12 months = $192 - 45% = $105. It's actually cheaper than resubing every month for an entire year.

but you then have to pay for the real content after you pay $192

 

[Ms. Elpie S. Ghee]

but for a picture? $25?

but you then have to pay for the real content after you pay $192

Yes, this is all true too lol.

 

[Blacklightsexy]

That price is generated from his monthly sub price. 15.99 * 12 months = $192 - 45% = $105. It's actually cheaper than resubing every month for an entire year.

Is it cheaper though? cuz you still have to pay for the actual content cuz it stuck behind a paywall? So that's $105 to sub plus whatever he's charging for the uncensored content.

 

[Shadowspare27]

Is it cheaper though? cuz you still have to pay for the actual content cuz it stuck behind a paywall? So that's $105 to sub plus whatever he's charging for the uncensored content.

Which would be $25 for a photo

 

[This34guy]

So when is a pick of the goods going to leak?? I want to see it

 

[mlawry171]

I would love to see his bootyhole. I bet it's pink and has red hair.

 

[JaysonJay]

Man has a massive cock idk why y'all talk shit

 

[Shadowspare27]

Man has a massive cock idk why y'all talk shit

What his dick gotta do with anything? His pics are inconsistent so idk what to tell you. The dick pics that was leaked on here was about 6-7 inches at best.
Don’t get me wrong that’s above average but nothing to go wild for

 

[mlawry171]

Why do you guys hate carter so much? Lol yall sound so bitter

 

[JaysonJay]

What his dick gotta do with anything? His pics are inconsistent so idk what to tell you. The dick pics that was leaked on here was about 6-7 inches at best.
Don’t get me wrong that’s above average but nothing to go wild for

LOL y'all have no clue.

 

[Shadowspare27]

Why do you guys hate carter so much? Lol yall sound so bitter

Hate? Just making my statement lol if I was a hater I would be saying wild hateful things like I’m stating what happened in this chat and what we all saw? I even said his above average? How is this hate?
Y’all just wan drama I guess or a pickmegirl

 

[mlawry171]

Hate? Just making my statement lol if I was a hater I would be saying wild hateful things like I’m stating what happened in this chat and what we all saw? I even said his above average? How is this hate?
Y’all just wan drama I guess or a pickmegirl

Leave him alone. I'm certain he looks 10x better than you. You're probably some bitter old man with no life and no friends. Your only outlet is to spread hate on the internet bc nobody is willing to stomach being around your vile energy in real life. Its giving jealousy and envy.