I'm betting on LINUS!
He isn't the only one....Linus is the cocksucker of the PEANUTS gang. He always carries that come rag along.
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Anita: All I did was work at Starbuck's and see lame ass movies like the Hulk.
Claire: Oh God... when I saw that I was just like, 'excuse me, can somebody please explain those gigunda purple fucking pants?'
Anita: I know! Just show us his big green package already!
(both laugh loudly)
Gulliver.