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GreenEyes: Ok I am messing up here with the whole posting/editing thing. So bare with me.
 

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[quote author=sammygirly link=board=99;num=1062437795;start=0#0 date=09/01/03 at 10:27:34]
Who is our most controversial poster?
DMW, as if there was any doubt...[/quote]

I protest, as I'm sure you knew I would. This designation belongs to Picky little Dicky, or Panthera, or whatever nickname he's slithering under this week.
 
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sammygirly: Controversial, not annoying or downright rude.

Controversy:1. Contention; dispute; debate; discussion; agitation of contrary opinions.

Ye cannot dispute that my dear DMW...;)
 
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gigantikok: Hopefully Sammy and I will patch this up. I don't want to involve anyone else, and grudges are never fun to have. I do think this is fun though, and lemme see what list I can put together:

Most literate, well thought out poster:
Dee

Longest Posts (in length):
Benderten

Mother of the board (most caring):
Nony

Best Political Debater:
(it's a tie!) Javierdude and LongHornJok

Bringing-LPSG-to-Life award:
Mark (who else? :) )

Theatre Oriented person award:
Txquis

Most frequent poster in a short period of time:
Hapi

Always something useful/interesting to say/debate:
DMW

Most sexually active (and proud of it!):
Geo

Coolest avatar(s):
Monstro

Shortest posts (the One Liner award) goes to:
jonB

Anyway, that's all I can think of for now... I hope everyone in the top 25 and beyond can get some sort of recognition.
 
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sammygirly: Poster whose posts don't hit you until later: TragicWhiteKnight

I'll second the sexual one on geo LoL

Coolest Avatar...hmm, wvulady's has mesmerized me lately.

Most frequently changed avatar: Paul, 7x6 LoL
 
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7x6andchg: I do try to keep things interesting. ;D

Plus this avatar is to reinforce my "boy next door" image.

Paul
7x6&C
 
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awellhungboi: People who haven't been mentioned yet whose posts I really enjoy Max, Benderten, Donk, aussiechick, Javier, prepstud, johnstone, rrrrrr, wvalady, inquiring mind. And, honestly, many, many more. We really, by web standards, don't have many a-holes here. We should be thankful for that.

Judge Crater Missing in Action Award Txqis, Orcabomber, Nene. (We miss you guys, come back!)

Best troll award Duh, the pirates! Aaarr!

Also, I get a few IM's every now and again, from lurkers, or people with only one or two posts, and they are all usually really cool. So, to all the great silent ones out there, a special nod as well.

I'm sure I'll think of more. (And thanks to everyone who mentioned me in one way or another!)
 
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gigantikok: I would have to say that the best Troll award would have to be that guy a few months back who killed a girl by "boinking her to death" (if that's even what he meant). But, that's a pretty obscure reference...so, Pirates it is! :)
 
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sammygirly: No, no I remember that gigz....he split her in half with his massive penis. I'd put that under Most unbelievable "true" story

And hey Monstro (who I haven't figured out which category I'm going to put you under yet)...I mentioned Donk...
 
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AnonyMs: Most earnestly sincere - Javier

Best dancer - DMW

 
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awellhungboi: Oh, you mentioned Donk? Sorry, my mistake!

I missed the guy who 'split' a woman open, gig. That's kind of gross. I did see the one about the dude who claimed to have used his dick as a softball bat. I enjoyed that.
 
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Longhornjok: [quote author=gigantikok link=board=99;num=1062437795;start=20#23 date=09/01/03 at 19:20:55]
Best Political Debater: (it's a tie!) Javierdude and LongHornJok[/quote]
Thanks, Gig! Wow, of all the posters to get a nod from, I wouldn't have expected it to be you. Well, ok, maybe "Poster whose face I would most like to step on" hehe

And I'm happy to share this award with Javierdude; he does good work here! :)
 

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Congratulations, DMW! I'll alert the media! Thanks for being you.

As for the honorable mentions - you're all honorable in my book <snickers>.

Thanks Sammy (and others). This is fun. I've thought of a couple of Superlatives to add to the list myself:

Most likely to spout philosophy - Raal (naturally - he's French)

Most likely to live to a ripe old age - Oldman9x7

Most likely to proofread the New Webster's Collegiate Dictionary - a tie! - jonb, Dee

Most forgiving - Nony

Biggest flirt - hard to say but it'd be the fattest one

Most grateful - Pecker

'nuff said.
 
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gigantikok: [quote author=Longhornjok link=board=99;num=1062437795;start=20#31 date=09/01/03 at 20:14:23]
Thanks, Gig! Wow, of all the posters to get a nod from, I wouldn't have expected it to be you. Well, ok, maybe "Poster whose face I would most like to step on" hehe [/quote]
Aw come on LHJ, you know without you guys around, I'd just sit and stew in my Republican ignorance. ;) Seriously, though, you guys are making me think twice about some stuff and helping me form a more open minded, well rounded way of debating. For that, I owe you more than just an award on a computer screen. This is all I can give though. Take care, and keep it up! (the debating, that is) :)
 
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awellhungboi: Y'know, Gig, sometimes you show a lot of class.

I thought of a couple more posters I really like, and who may or may not have been mentioned. Ineligible, aj, jackinman, and Oldman9x7 crossed my mind.

The board has been really busy tonight! I've been trying to get to bed for thirty minutes now.

Who I'd Most Like to Have Dinner With Definitely Raal, so long as he's paying! Bring out the cavier!
 
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Longhornjok: [quote author=gigantikok link=board=99;num=1062437795;start=20#33 date=09/01/03 at 21:15:10]Aw come on LHJ, you know without you guys around, I'd just sit and stew in my Republican ignorance. ;)[/quote] Gig, I'm afraid this might make your head explode but, yes, I am a Republican, too. I just can't remember the last time I voted for one! ha

The truth is out. ;)
 
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gigantikok: Woah :eek:

Could have fooled me, LHJ... ;)

Whatever side of the political spectrum, as I said, you and Javierdude are great debaters. Oh, and jay_too deserves a mention too. You guys definately know your shit. :D
 
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gigantikok: Just thought of another award:

The Posting Frenzy award goes to:

Greeneyes (for posting 57 posts in less than 2 days)

You go girl! (Watch out folks, at this rate she's taking over!) :D
 
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Longhornjok: Since I helped take us off-topic, I'll try to make amends. I agree with most of the choices, so far - ALL of you guys/gals bring something to the party!

Here's a few more categories:

Most welcome-breath-of-fresh-air poster:
Raal Lexx

Most impassioned poster:
Gig

Most thoughtful-yet-self-deprecating poster:
Monstro

Of course, those who post more are more likely to garner attention, but other posters like prepstud, jay_too, johnthehorse, and dantesco (among others) offer thoughtful comments. I know I left some faves out, but I really think the strength of the board is in its diversity, so the more contributors, the better!
 

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Mmmh...woooaaa... (sounds of waking up) !
:eek: ;D Sammy, you're right. It's brushing my teeth. But that was yesterday and I was Frenching in my sleep. This morning, after breakfast, I brushed my teeth. Look : ;D ; see, they're so white !

I'll be back (Schwarzie accent). With my votes.