Cat rapes woman after performing oral sex on her

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  1. Principessa

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    Cat rapes woman after performing oral sex on her



    I almost posted this in fictitious stories; but apparently it's true. :yikes: :eek: There are some sick freaks in this world. :mad:

     
  2. D_Humper E Bogart

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    Erm, a pussy is what you stick things into! Not the other way around!
     
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    Don't mess with KITTY.
     
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    Cats do have barbed penis' but too small to do anything to a human. I doubt this could be true.. unless it was a large cat.
     
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    Cats are attracted to the smell of fish.
     
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    I wouldn't trust that site at all, I mean "France unveils secret images of aliens and their spaceships"???, either way, the story's hilarious.
     
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    I love both of my cats...but only as friends.
     
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    If I had a nickel...
     
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    Well a man in my city was arrested for fucking a Rotweiler...I'd say it's probably legit, humans will do anything
     
  10. morsecode

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    I love how every other story on the main page involves sex with animals
     
  11. SpoLLe

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    But ma! everyone is doin it!
     
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    I have the best story about an ex girlfriend and a dog but I just can't...
     
  13. morsecode

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    do it! do it! do it! do it!
     
  14. SpoLLe

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    I just peed a little
     
  15. HazelGod

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    The headline is idiotically sensationalized.

    The silly woman put liquid catnip on her pussy to get her pussy to lick her pussy. When the other woman tried the same thing, the pussy OD'd on the stuff and attacked her pussy with teeth and claws.

    But yes, truth is often stranger than fiction..
     
  16. Pitbull

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    You have been duped!

    A cat penis is so damn tiny - No f**in way!

    I was tempted to measure my pussy's pecker but the study was already done!

    "The mean length
    (+/- SD) of the erect male penis of five cats during sexual arousal was 21.2 mm (+/- )2 mm and the mean diameter(+/- SD) of the shaft was 5.1 mm (+/-) 0.5 mm

    (That is less than 1 inch in length and a whopping 1/10 of an inch girth)


    My citation
    (trying not to get banned for copyright infringement)

    http://books.google.com/books?id=boRUZ8V-D3YC&pg=PA502&lpg=PA502&dq=cat+penis&source=bl&ots=c6y1diC9Sh&sig=t0tdpy25rM7vgnbK-mMwaxC4Cik&hl=en&ei=5oGnSbjNA4qhtweQpKTrDw&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=10&ct=result



     
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    Ya didn't read the story did ya?

    "Rape" is a misnomer in this case. The cat didn't put his penis in her. The cat attacked her genitals with claws and teeth, as HazelGod pointed out.
     
  18. Pitbull

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    Misnomer is not correct.
    Totally false is appropriate.

    No. Didn't read the story.
    I was replying to the post which vouched for the veracity of something that could not be true. (Rape of a person by a cat causing injuries of the genitals by penile penetration)

    apparently it's not true

    My point exactly
     
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    Ha Ha!!!

    Me to...."
     
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