Catch 22

i have opinions on these guys (p.s. these are my own personal fantasies(and given the time period would all be closeted):
Yossarian: bi-vers-top (loves a good rimming and bottoming to scratch the itch with a guy who knows what he’s doing)
Milo: bottom (needs to be put in his place if you catch my drift 😉. also a size queen)
Aarfy: bi-top (breeding and gangbang kink, will fuck anything that moves)
Orr: bottom (the definition of a twink slut, and easily the most recognisable gay of the characters, would drop his knees on command)
Nately: vers (the most closeted i.e. trying to hide it the most. secretly the sluttiest too. breeding kink to boot)
McWatt: bi-top (same as Aarfy but would care for you)
Kid Sampson: bi-bottom (same as Orr, but brattier)
Major Major: Bottom (may as well turn his office into a brothel lol. p.s. if you’re not sure why you need to get your head IN the gutter. p.p.s. also my favourite, fell in love since TGM)
any requests for other characters let me know