emilywee: geo that run-in with your mother in law was hilarious!
reminds me of the most embarrassing time ever that i caught an older man masturbating (my friend's dad!). i was visiting a friend for a week at her family's gorgeous house in a mountainous valley in San Rafael, CA. She was there for summer break, so her room was actually the guest house in the backyard, RIGHT over a gorgeous view of the valley. I stayed in the guest house with her for the week. On one particular day I was being a lazy bum and got up late. My friend had already left that morning with her mom to do errands and pick someone up. So I spent the late morning reading and swimming. Then I wanted to take a shower.
There was no more shampoo in the guest house so I went inside the main house- I could hear the tv blasting like crazy from the family room, where my friend's dad was watching football. I went the other way towards the master bathroom to find shampoo, and then all of a sudden I saw my friend's dad TOTALLY naked on the bed, going at it. We both froze when he saw me and I could feel my face turn into a tomato. He then covered up with a pillow.
Later on that day, neither of us said anything but it was obvious we were both pretty embarrassed. He made some joke (which I forgot) that only I could get, to let me know he felt pretty stupid about it. yikes!