Catching guys masturbating

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  1. Imported

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    emilywee: How many guys have you caught masturbating (that you were not in a relationship with)? I've walked by many open doors / living room areas to suddenly see my roommate's bf or a houseguest going at it. I usually manage to pass by or backtrack unnoticed.
     
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    sammygirly: ....caught?

    No, no - I usually get front row seats ;D

    It's one of my favourite things to watch
     
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    GreenEyes: Like Sammy I haven't caught but more of an invitation. :)

    I do think way back when ..... with my first love I caught him starting in the act at his parent's house over Thanksgiving vacation.
     
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    AnonyMs: Man! I have got to start paying attention...
     
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    wvalady1968: [quote author=AnonyMs link=board=women;num=1063316235;start=0#3 date=09/11/03 at 15:56:01]Man! I have got to start paying attention...[/quote]

    :D :D
     
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    I got caught one time that I know about. When I was married my mother-in-law was spending a few weeks (truned out to be a few months) with us and was sleeping in the guest room. At the time, the VCR was in the living room and for me to watch any porno, I had to do it very late at night. One night after everyone went to bed, I popped in a tape and was watching it. Of course I started to masterbate and was ready to orgasm. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure standing in the hallway. I didn't stop...I kept going and shot a few seconds later. When I looked back, the figure was gone. The next morning, my mother-in-law could not look me in the eye. She got her own place a few days later.
     
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    sudas: That's it! You've finally found the sure-fire way to get rid of your mother-in-law; umm, unless she likes it and stays for a repeat performance.
     
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    I think it will work for all unwanted guests...Just whip it out and do your thing...Either they will stay and help or turn and run... :D
     
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    Longhornjok: [quote author=emilywee link=board=women;num=1063316235;start=0#0 date=09/11/03 at 14:28:15]How many guys have you caught masturbating (that you were not in a relationship with)?  I've walked by many open doors / living room areas to suddenly see my roommate's bf or a houseguest going at it.  I usually manage to pass by or backtrack unnoticed.  [/quote]
    Many? Geez, you must live in a very open/sexual environment - must be nice!
     
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    Javierdude22: Dang!!...we gotta pay attention as well, but...the other way round!!
     
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    TragicWhiteKnight: Which just goes prove my theory: a locked door is a wonderful thing.

    But, that said, for you to catch so many people "in the act", I'm sure plenty of them must have wanted to be caught/viewed - either that or there's something in the water at your house..
     
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    Longhornjok: [quote author=TragicWhiteKnight link=board=women;num=1063316235;start=0#10 date=09/13/03 at 02:13:41] But, that said, for you to catch so many people "in the act", I'm sure plenty of them must have wanted to be caught/viewed - either that or there's something in the water at your house..[/quote]
    Or you live in a brothel! :D
     
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    emilywee: geo that run-in with your mother in law was hilarious!

    reminds me of the most embarrassing time ever that i caught an older man masturbating (my friend's dad!). i was visiting a friend for a week at her family's gorgeous house in a mountainous valley in San Rafael, CA. She was there for summer break, so her room was actually the guest house in the backyard, RIGHT over a gorgeous view of the valley. I stayed in the guest house with her for the week. On one particular day I was being a lazy bum and got up late. My friend had already left that morning with her mom to do errands and pick someone up. So I spent the late morning reading and swimming. Then I wanted to take a shower.

    There was no more shampoo in the guest house so I went inside the main house- I could hear the tv blasting like crazy from the family room, where my friend's dad was watching football. I went the other way towards the master bathroom to find shampoo, and then all of a sudden I saw my friend's dad TOTALLY naked on the bed, going at it. We both froze when he saw me and I could feel my face turn into a tomato. He then covered up with a pillow.

    Later on that day, neither of us said anything but it was obvious we were both pretty embarrassed. He made some joke (which I forgot) that only I could get, to let me know he felt pretty stupid about it. yikes! :eek:
     
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    prepky: So Emily was the dad packin?
     
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    I've just been caught my mum! :'( :'( :'(
     
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    Longhornjok: Don't worry, johnstone, I'm sure your Mom will handle it just like many other Moms have (throughout history). :)
     
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    emilywee: Prekpy, he was average size, but I spent more time turning every shade of red than giving it a close look...
    :-[
     
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    emilywee: Prekpy, he was average size, but I spent more time turning every shade of red than giving it a close look...
    :-[
     
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    emilywee: sowwie!
     
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