Catfished but still fucked?

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have any of you been catfished but still fucked. This happened to me once in Hawaii. I was on adam4adam and saw a wow cock and the guys pics were not bad at all. Fit local guy maybe late 30's. I was all ready and horny as fuck. He came over and those pics were either the right lighting or he ages a ton. I was about to say no thank you but dropped his pants and had a massive cock.. So I said fuck it... Lights off and started to suck that dick good and turned over with my ass in the air for him to fuck me.

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I met a guy from AFF years ago. He claimed to be 9 inches. His 2 pics weren't so impressive. However, when we met, he was much better looking in person (some people aren't so photogenic) but he was NOT 9 inches. Despite this, he was a great guy, lots of fun, and It was a great night.
 

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Yep, some guy last week on Grindr said he had an 8" dick but couldn't send pics cause he was on his "work phone" (in hindsight that was a red flag) - anyway, he came over and dropped his pants, it was MAX 4" and I literally blew him for less than a minute and he came. Lol
 
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I’ve honestly left a few times when people have catfished. It makes me doubt all of the other information they’ve given me, including health and std status. But I gotta admit if the same happened and when they dropped their pants they had a massive cock, id rethink leaving lol.
 
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I haven't been catfished, but I have chatted people up online and recognized them later when I saw them in public. One guy, on Squirt, uses pics that are at least 15 years old. Another guy on Grindr uses pics that are 6+ years old, and there is a major weight gain between his profile, and the reality.

Oh, and recently there was a guy that I had been chatting to for a while, that showed up to a pub I was in. He didn't recognize me, thankfully. Anyway, he was loaded, and was not what he portrayed online. In fact, he was talking to the bartender about some sexual assault charge he had from 8 years ago. Yikes.

Thing is, I have a fairly decent spidey-sense when it comes to that sort of thing. Sometimes it just doesn't feel right in some way or another. If I get a sniff of that, I don't follow up. There are a couple of other examples like what I mentioned above, and I was so incredibly thankful that I decided not to meet up.
 
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Got catfished on a Grindr date by a guy who was nowhere near as attractive as the guy he sent pics of (he said he gained weight since the pic was taken, but it was CLEARLY not him), but his cock was AT LEAST 1/2-1 inch longer than the one in the nude he sent and despite questionable b.o., he WRECKED me and came gallons and we hooked up 4 times after that
 
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Only vaguely. I met a guy on craigslist who said he was my age (37 at the time) and straight. All he wanted to do was hang out naked and jerk off together. Sounded good to me! When I got there, he was about ten years older than me. I still went along with it, and while we were jerking, he told me stories of how he likes to suck cock and get fucked but only in the confines of a MMF threesome. Then he backtracked a bit to say that he does suck cock sometimes. And then he backtracked even more and said he does get fucked outside of a MMF threesome, but only by one particular guy. So...not straight at all, then? LOL I didn't mind too much, because the situation was already only going to be a bate session. If it had been a situation where I was supposedly going to fuck around with a straight guy for his first time, or something more spectacular, I probably would have bolted. But, eh, I can rub one off and be on my way. LOL
 
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I had something like this, I remember when I was on a4a, and had been talking with a profile with no picture (I know bad start) but after a little bit of talking I asked for a face pic, and he was the most gorgeous chocolate man I had ever talked to, and he had multiple images so I believed him ( of course) I drove over to his place and opened the door excited, only to see a morbidly obese man BITCH I said “bye” and closed the door!!!! I didn’t even walk in I was so mad!!!
 
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I had something like this, I remember when I was on a4a, and had been talking with a profile with no picture (I know bad start) but after a little bit of talking I asked for a face pic, and he was the most gorgeous chocolate man I had ever talked to, and he had multiple images so I believed him ( of course) I drove over to his place and opened the door excited, only to see a morbidly obese man BITCH I said “bye” and closed the door!!!! I didn’t even walk in I was so mad!!!

yeah i wouldnt have touched that one with a 10 foot poll. My guy was old but he did have a surfer body still and big cock.. So i fucked a grandpa... mark it off my list.
 
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yeah i wouldnt have touched that one with a 10 foot poll. My guy was old but he did have a surfer body still and big cock.. So i fucked a grandpa... mark it off my list.
Lmao!!!! God I just want a boyfriend!!!! I mean come on!!!! I’m so tired of this online crap!!! Plus it’s not like it’s the most confidence boosting thing either.
 

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Lmao!!!! God I just want a boyfriend!!!! I mean come on!!!! I’m so tired of this online crap!!! Plus it’s not like it’s the most confidence boosting thing either.

boy friends are drama though lol... last guy i was more less solo with. wanted a 3 some then get jealous because the dude had a giant cock
 

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I had something like this, I remember when I was on a4a, and had been talking with a profile with no picture (I know bad start) but after a little bit of talking I asked for a face pic, and he was the most gorgeous chocolate man I had ever talked to, and he had multiple images so I believed him ( of course) I drove over to his place and opened the door excited, only to see a morbidly obese man BITCH I said “bye” and closed the door!!!! I didn’t even walk in I was so mad!!!

I always wonder what's going through their minds? Like, I know I promised you THIS, but are you horny enough to settle for THIS? When you're trying to meet up with someone, what's the point in faking what you look like, knowing they're going to see? LMAO
 

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Way before the cell phones etc, I met a guy on a phone line. I was in a new area starting again. This guy wants to meet at his gym that is close by. I’m 30. He says 50. At the time that sounded to much of an age gap but I thought give the guy a break. So I’m in the lobby, I can’t see anyone that age. Guy comes up to me that had to be mid seventies. He acts like nothings off. So he is going to chat me up by our cars in the garage and show me his modeling pics. Lol. I’m thinking this is too much ....I must see them! Who the fuck wants this guy as a model?! He has this photo album of poses and they were so corny! For example, in one he is on his knees leaning back with both hands atop a cowboy hat kind of in a twisted position. A riot. I’m like, “Let’s see the rest.” He prepares me for the next pages that are nudes. He says the photographer chipped in for his penis enlargement surgery and he’s now pretty big. He was like 4 inches. All I could think of was, “This is bigger?” Just keeps bragging that he’s 7 . I’m like ok. That was outstanding but I got to go. “One more thing,” I said. “This is actually what a big cock looks like.” I whipped down my gym shorts and showed him my erect cock. His eyes about bugged out. I told him only honest guys get any farther and I left. He called again and was super aggressive about getting together. I’m like, “No thanks.” He would not get the hint and kept calling. My friend was over and gets the phone and says, “I’ll kick your ass if you call my man ever again.” No more calls.
 

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Got catfished on a Grindr date by a guy who was nowhere near as attractive as the guy he sent pics of (he said he gained weight since the pic was taken, but it was CLEARLY not him), but his cock was AT LEAST 1/2-1 inch longer than the one in the nude he sent and despite questionable b.o., he WRECKED me and came gallons and we hooked up 4 times after that

Yeah those few, rare times a guy is actually bigger than he says you're like cha-ching!

I once got catfished in Vegas. Guy sent me Grindr pics of a gorgeous light-skinned black man with a double digit piece. I have actually seen guys who look like this in Vegas so thought what the heck.

He was actually a masseur and didn't have some crazy rate. So I went to his place, which was a total dump (bad part of town and the door was literally falling off). He looked nothing like the photo. Not unattractive, but not my type at all. Still boasted about his big dick so I figured at least I'll get a massage.

He proceeded to give me one of the most painful massages I've ever had. Also, it was on his bed that literally had laundry on it and he was blasting rap music with really vulgar lyrics. When the dick came out it was not the 10" he promised but like 7".

I stopped the massage, got up, gave him some cash and left.

The next visit I went he hit me up again! I told him we met and it wasn't a match and he blocked me. Then in my last visit he did it again. I replied, "those aren't your pics, your massage was terrible, and your dick is 3" shorter than you said it was. I only paid you because I felt bad for you." Got blocked again.

I'm sure if I go again he'll hit me up but hell to the no!
 
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Not true catfishing but I met up with a guy once I'd been chatting to online on and off for a few months, he looked really hot in pics with a ripped and built body, handsome with short dark hair.

When I saw him in person it was clear the pics were out of date...he was slightly puffy rather than ripped and a little older looking, with bleached blond hair and he wasn't quite as masculine as I prefer. However since I'd wanted him for ages and he was still attractive to me I still fucked him. He had a hot ass and dick and sucked my dick really well and then we had a great conversation after so I'm glad that I didn't turn him down just because he wasn't entirely as advertised. If it had been a completely different person then I would have though.
 
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Man! I love this thread, so many good and fun stories. Please keep it going guys.

I haven’t been catfished yet, well at least not to the extend that some of y’all have experienced. Mine turned out quite well!

When I was 19yo, I chatted with an older guy on gaydar whom I thought was a 38yo guy, that was what was shown on his profile. We exchanged a few pics. He only shown his torso up to his neck, his body was fit, mascular with a nice chest hair. I liked fit mature looking men with hairy chest back in the day and I still do. Such a big turn on!

Anyway, we agreed to meet up. I was quite nervous about this whole because I was quite insecure about my looks at that age. I had a lean swimmer build (and I still do) with broad shoulders and been told that I’m cute and turned a few heads walking down the streets back in the day. Anyway, his car pulled up next to the footpath and he rolled down his car window. My first impression of him was, he looked abit older than 38yo, more like 42 to 45yo. He also had a moustache, I wasn’t expecting that because I rarely seen any men with moustache. That aside, he was a hot daddy! He looked like a mature jock daddy from one of those falcon gay porn movies, he was rocking an army buzz cut with chiseled face and jawline. I loved clean cut army looking men and I can’t stand men with long hairs.

He asked me to get in his car and I asked him where we were going. He said his place! I was estatic but I didn’t let it show. I asked him what If i didn’t look like my photos, what would he have done? He said he’ll just drive away leaving me at the train station and block my mob number. We got to his place and we sat on the couch, as excited as i was finally hooking up with a guy, a hot guy at that, i was a bit uneasy about the whole thing since it was my first time. So he put on some gay horror flick and we sat close together. And the next thing I knew, he had his hand in my brief, so I tried to crop a feel of his bulge and he was wearing 2 layers of underwears, boxer shorts and briefs underneath. I put my hand inside his boxer shorts and man, his bulge was moist and wet. His cock was about 7 to 8 inches, cut and thick. We just jerked off because I didn’t feel too comfortable going all the way with him.

I met up with him again when I was about 24 or 25. I got his personal email so I hit him up. He responded and agreed to meet up. He picked me up and we went to his new fancy apartment. He took off his pant the second we walked inside the room with a big smile. I was hoping to relive my first encounter with him, with the teasing and all before showing everything. He had gained a fair bit of weight, his body was still mascular but was more chunky and less defined looking. His face was softer, less chiseled and rounder looking. I didn’t mind that because we all get old someday.

Long story short. A month ago while I was browsing through some gay profiles, I saw his nickname again and sure enough, it was him. I was happy to see that he’s still alive because I was concerned that he may have passed away from skin cancer due to his excessive sun tanning. 2 in 3 Australians are diagnosed with skin cancer by the age of 70.

The thing that shocked me was his age, the profile shown that he’s 41 yo this year. Dude! He’s 51yo at the very least if he really was 38yo when I first met him. I don’t know why he would feel the need to lie about his age? He seemed pretty sensible and well educated. He’s a good looking bloke with money!

Now that i’m almost 32yo, I do feel a bit embarassed about revealing my age when asked but I would never lie about it. I’m now only into men around my age, give or take a few years. One thing is for certain, now i give extra points to men rocking moustache. I find it irresistibly hot and sexy!! The hookups with him really influenced my taste in men.