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[steve319]

..., but her screaming, "FUCK ME, YOU BIG DICKED MOTHERFUCKER" probably tipped them off to what was going on.

Good point. I'd say that's a bit of a giveaway there. :wink:

I hope they took a moment to applaud.

 

[Hung Low in Thiva]

A couple of times. The worst was when I was 16 and the girl's mother walked in on us. Started slapping and yelling as I am trying to pull out. She sees my cock in full glory, stops a second, and then keeps yelling and beating on me as I am trying to get my pants on and get the hell out of there

 

[delivery boy]

My girlfriend and I got caught once in my dorm room back in college. We heard the door open in a very private moment, but couldn't see who it was as they realized what was going on and exited quickly. We always assumed it was my roommate until another friend of mine casually mentioned the time he saw me having sex a year later. He never explained why he didn't knock, and he told me what he saw was the same as any bad porno he had ever seen.

Oh, and once my girlfriend and I were searching for some privacy in that same dorm, so we snuck away to this small room with an ice machine at like 2 in the morning. A girl walked in while she was giving me a blowjob. She gasped and had a very surprised look on her face and left quickly. Poor girl never got the ice she needed for the drink she was holding!

 

[D_alex8]

It was only while I was contemplating this thread yesterday that I realized I had effectively repressed the memory of having lost a boyfriend in the past when he walked into a room at a party at the very moment when another guy was shooting in my mouth. Strangely, the thing I remember most clearly about the incident was trying not to find it amusing when that boyfriend came out with the remark: "Don't try talking to me unless you clean your teeth, I can still smell his cum on your breath!".

There was another incident at a party (tsk, maybe I should stop going to parties, they seem like dangerous places for me to be at :redface when a friend was fucking me in a room with no door, and we thought we were completely alone. Since every single person at the party subsequently mentioned what we were doing that night, it became clear that they'd all been looking, which illustrates why you should always have someone who can see the doorway while having sex. :smile:

 

[Paper5tr3et7]

Never been Caught, but when I'm in my g/f's dorm, and we leave a note on the door, people just sit outside the door and listen. We've come very close to getting caught, Like the time i had her bent over a bed and going down on her, when we realized my father was in the room that connected to mine. We had to stop and run upstairs and hope he didn't hear anything. It all worked out though

 

[EFH33]

I got caught once back in high school. My parents were away on vacation, and so was my sister and her boyfriend, so my girlfriend was basically at my house all the time. So we were having sex one day, she was riding me, and all of a sudden my bedroom door opens up and it's my sister. She was mortified, as were my girlfriend and I, and it pretty much ended that sexual encounter. A surefire way to lose a woody is to have your sister walk-in on you during sex. She never told my parents, thank God, but my sister never looked at my ex-girlfriend the same way again. As for me, she just had to get over it.

 

[pdrprst]

That depends on the definition of caught.

Nobody has been rude enough to interrupt, but I have been congratulated by friends afterwards when we were out on a camping trip with other couples, or in close living quarters, had neighbors banging the wall and offering to call the police, and gotten lectures on decency from roommates (I think she was just jealous that a quiet session was louder than her average).
Oh, and 1 hotel security guard got there just in time to meet me out of the shower, but he didn't get the privilege of coitus interruptus.
If tried in a court of law I would be "caught", but it can't be a crime is she says, "Don't stop!", can it?

 

[pasques]

yes ... she woke up and stopped me.

I hate it when that happens...