Caught-in-zipper horror stories

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  1. B_henry miller

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    I don't think this thread has been done. If it has, sorry.

    Anyway, awful topic, but I'm sure we've all had this happen at least once. For me, I was about 11 and just zipped up really quickly. Skin on my penis got caught, and I just went, "OH-MY-GOD!-OH-MY-GOD!" I didn't know what to do, but in a panic I just unzipped really quickly, and to my surprise it came out okay, though my penis was bleeding.

    Weird, but this is the first time I've ever told this story.
     
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    Yes, happened to me a couple of times, both times horrifyingly painful though the last was VERY long ago. It's something you don't forget and one is wary of zippers forever after (even in buttton-fly pants).

    Do you think, perhaps, that hell is a place where our dicks are stuck in zippers?
     
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    True. It's something you never forget. I was 11 when it happened, and I remember it like it was an hour ago.
     
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    I had that awlful experience 30 years ago,truly unforgetable.
     
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    Yikes!!!! I did this like a year ago....I did something I never do...I didn't wear underwear. I had to pee...so I did....but i zipped up real quick...and caught some of my skin in the zipper!!!!! I stopped before I went to far, luckly . bleed alot though....had to put vasoline on it till it healed. ouch man!!!
     
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    This is why I ALWAYS wear underwear.
     
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    It also happened to me when I was about 10 or 11. Scary as hell. And painful. Just the sight of the skin caught in the zipper was sickening. I don't remember any blood myself, but my dad had to help unzip my fly very slowly. It hurt like hell. It happened once or twice when I got older but not as bad as the first time. I guess it happens to a lot of kids.
     
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    Happened to me twice in my life.. both when I was young. The most painful experience ever. I would rather take a kick in the nuts instead of having that ever happening again. Eeek
     
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    Happened to me also as a young boy. I almays make sure mine is off to the side before i zip
     
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    I was in 1st grade, all of 6 yo. something you only do once.
     
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    Been there, seen it, done it to myself a few dozen times.
    REALLY sucks when you get an infection, too.
     
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    never happen3ed too me thats a phobie too me so i always zip slowly lol
     
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    a couple dozen times? Good God.

     
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    Funny, I overheard a conversation about this the other day. So it happens to grown men as well.

    I wonder if a long foreskin is more liable to be caught than a short one. And I wonder if the foreskin would be less painful if caught than the head.
     
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    Forget the underwear. I only wear button-flys.
     
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    I can honestly say I have never snagged myself with the zipper- and hopefully never will.
     
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    Good for you!
     
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    I've caught myself slightly a few times. Fortunately not too badly though.
     
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    Zipped up a little too quick once back in college,,,,caught the zipper on the edge of my head,,,just a little bit of skin,,,,,literally sent me to my knees in agony,,,,,after a couple seconds of obsenities,,,,the pain subsided enough to build up the courage to unzip/free that little bit of skin that got stuck,,,,,,:eek:

    The "freeing" of the head was worse than the zipping,,,,,as I "knew" was was about to happen........

    Was the second worst pain, I've ever experienced and second most embarassed I've ever been......

    H4444
     
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    You know, I'm starting to wonder why I started this thread.... These stories are just too painful to read, lol.
     
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