Caught nude

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by magicman123, Jun 19, 2010.

  1. magicman123

    magicman123 New Member

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    If you are at a hotel. After you get up in the morning and you wait for room service. Can you either get in trouble for pretending to be asleep. Or answering door with towel and having it accidentaly drop. If she isn't under age. You can't get in trouble right. If it's on accident.
     
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    Mr. Bean got stuck in a similar situation. He stepped unclothed out of his hotel room briefly, and the door slammed shut.
     
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    Hummm well, I really don't think so, but I'm no expert in obsenity laws. I DO know me and my buddies did that that very same thing ( pretend to be asleep, nude, on top of the bed sheets ) no boners though then, we were bashful. This all happened at the dorm "Hamilton Halls" at PSU.
     
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    have had the maid walk in at 'bad moments' over the years....

    once getting out of hte shower, toweling off...

    another time, a real crap-hole of a place, wife and I were frisky (hotel room sex you know) and the cleaning lady knocked, called out and walked in all at the same moment as I was fucking my wife (facing the door of course), and we both yelled GO AWAY! at the same moment and kept right on fucking... the odd thing was this was before check out time...about 10am....

    am sure they have seen 'everything' (and cleaned up everything)
     
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    I agree with Catman. Hotel staff are like nurses: they've seen everything.

    And although I'm hardly a prude, I think exposing yourself to someone who is just doing her job with no interest in seeing your junk is a kind of pathology. You seriously might want to speak to a professional about it before you find yourself on the wrong side of a criminal action.

    Jus' sayin'
     
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    Fully agree.
     
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    What if you are at a urinal with no dividers and you stand far enough back so they can see your cock even without peaking. Can you get in trouble. Or if you purposly look at someone elses and you complement it.
     
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    really depends on the other person...if that person say has a history of having been sexually abused- then yes, they might just call a cop...or if that person is a horny guy that haven't seen ANYONE naked in a few months and has a jaw that pops out of socket then you might just have a fun time in stall...
    like playing the slots in vegas....are you willing for it to be a cop who loves to bust (in his words 'perverts'? its your call....
     
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    I think a housekeeper at any given hotel with a good client base has pretty much seen it all. A friend of mine works at one of the nicest hotels in the world, and has caught people naked, masturbating, wasted drunk and more. You can't get in trouble because for the most part, the hotel accepts the responsibility that this is your temporary home.
     
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    Then could you open the door nude. Or ask them just to clean anyways an take clothes off like it is casual like changing. Will you get in trouble.
     
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    All one has to do to avoid getting into trouble us use some common sense. Obviously if a guest is surprised by the housekeeper because he doesn't hear the knock, he will not get into trouble. But answering the door nude or stripping while the housekeeper is in the room is a different matter.
     
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    You should realize that all of these cleaning women are professionals and all know that if a hotel room guest opens their door in a towel, and then the towel drops, that they are doing it for some kind of sexual thrill. They're not stupid, and you're not the first man on the planet to do something like that.
     
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    I used to deliver room service on the graveyard shift at a 5-star hotel when I was in college. While women were almost always polite and would at least wear the robe that was provided, it seemed at least every shift there was at least one dude in his skivvies or a towel, etc., and usually more than one.

    Over about three years I saw everything and so did the housekeepers. The women were always annoyed and I never got what the hoped for pleasure the dudes were after. You gotta admit it's a little perverted. You call for towels at midnight and just happen to be wearing one when you answer the door?

    In my case I think the guys just assumed that me being another guy, that I wouldn't care if they were barely cloth or naked, and they were right. I couldn't have cared less. You almost expect a dude in his boxers when you deliver beer and a ham sandwich at 1am in the morning.

    I saw dudes getting blowjobs, having sex, jerking off etc. There were plenty of escorts available and there's something about hiring one that will cause a guy to feel comfortable pulling his dick out while you pour the champagne? The heat of the moment I guess and hey they always tipped well...
     
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    One of my most emabarassing moments ever was when I was in Bali - had been hanging around the pool and just had to go and rub one out- so I'm flying solo in my hotel room when one of the workers knocks and enters before I've had the chance to say anything! it's not like I don't mind putting on a show, however usually it's to people who are expecting to see one.
     
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    Hotel workers are not there to provide you with sexual favours, they have a job to do and it does not involve having to put up with sexual come-ons.
     
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    The OP seems a little bit off his rocker. Just sayin...
     
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    One time I was showering at the gym and I didn't realize it was that close to closing time. One of the girls that worked there heard the shower running and thought that someone had left it on. I didn't hear her come in as I walked out of the shower. She was a bit surprised to see me come out of the shower. She didn't seem to mind though. After that whenever I'd see her at the desk she would always give me a smile.