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Was talking to a couple of buddies who had both gotten into huge fights with GF/Spouse because they left something on their computer that they wish they didnt...photo, porn, email. I also did something majorly stupid like that..literally leaving a picture of a nude dude open on my screen..( I thought I closed all my screens but the nude dude screen was minimized...) That was not a fun evening Lol. Another friend who is a tech nerd at a company told me you wouldnt believe the stuff he sees on computers after a person leaves and turns it in. And he said is is 98% guys LOL

It got me to thinking that the computer and the cell phone seem to get people...mostly guys..into a lot of trouble simply from being negligent in closing out, clearing the history..or just plain having a brain freeze.

Anyone get snagged like that?
 
The Time Warner Cable guy came over a while back to check out my computer. I hadn't used it in a few days and just nonchalantly pointed to my room and said "have at it". He wasn't in there long but when he came out his eyes were huge, he was real jittery and nervous. He said i was good to go and bolted out of my apartment. I realized he restarted my computer and then remembered i left a BUTT LOAD of anthro/furry porn open. He would've had to close out of 20+ windows of twinky fox boys, hyper muscles, big floppy horse cocks.... I was so embarrassed but it was hilarious. He'd probably never seen anything like it and i wouldn't doubt if he told all of his coworkers about it.
 
LOl I had to look up what anthro porn was ...can only imagine what he thought of it.
 
:) anthro

i don't know, my uncle always used to fix my pc, clear viruses etc, and there is no way that he missed those things every time. i mean, even if the history was clean, cache empty and all but these viruses linked right to a porn site they came from somehow, i know that for sure, and he must have seen that a million times. he never said anything tho, but then again what could he say? :)

once he asked me to get my laptop out to the garden so he can open something off his flash drive, so i went to get it and turned it on and brought it like that, all the time trying to erase history. i managed but come on, whose history is ever empty if they have nothing to hide... :)

once i looked at my friends history, and since then we are not friends really, he is into some sick stuff, raping and blood everywhere, it is gross...

but on another nonsuspecting friends pc i looked through a year of history, all google and facebook and news and ebay but THERE WAS NO PORN. he lives alone, has no relationship that anyone knows of, nobody is touching his computer, how is that possible??? :-/
 
This probably happens to everyone but my gf gets mad when she goes to use the laptop and can't open it because the lid is stuck to the keyboard with all of my cum haha i know typical guy thing but funny to watch when they struggle with the lid and I have to get the chisel to crack it open.
 
I make it a point to view all porn on Google incognito and make it a part of my viewing routine to clear all history, cache, etc., everytime I close out my tabs. Do it on all my computers; work, home, ipad, etc. Can never be too cautious.
 
Maybe he is cumming crazy glue..... I think that is one of the Xmen powers...
 
johnny989 said:
but on another nonsuspecting friends pc i looked through a year of history, all google and facebook and news and ebay but THERE WAS NO PORN. he lives alone, has no relationship that anyone knows of, nobody is touching his computer, how is that possible??? :-/
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How is that possible? Private browsing, my dear friend...

I think people clearing their browser history is more common than not, so it's not like you've witnessed some insanely rare phenomenon.
 
johnny989 said:
:) anthro

i don't know, my uncle always used to fix my pc, clear viruses etc, and there is no way that he missed those things every time. i mean, even if the history was clean, cache empty and all but these viruses linked right to a porn site they came from somehow, i know that for sure, and he must have seen that a million times. he never said anything tho, but then again what could he say? :)

once he asked me to get my laptop out to the garden so he can open something off his flash drive, so i went to get it and turned it on and brought it like that, all the time trying to erase history. i managed but come on, whose history is ever empty if they have nothing to hide... :)

once i looked at my friends history, and since then we are not friends really, he is into some sick stuff, raping and blood everywhere, it is gross...

but on another nonsuspecting friends pc i looked through a year of history, all google and facebook and news and ebay but THERE WAS NO PORN. he lives alone, has no relationship that anyone knows of, nobody is touching his computer, how is that possible??? :-/
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Maybe he does not know about the internet having free porn :rolleyes:
 
someperson said:
Maybe he does not know about the internet having free porn :rolleyes:
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could be... :)

Brisler said:
How is that possible? Private browsing, my dear friend...
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could be also but it makes no sense for someone who lives alone, why would he do that? i went there suddenly and even the most careful with private browsing will leave some evidence in more than a year of unerased history, but no, NOTHING...
 
johnny989 said:
could be... :)



could be also but it makes no sense for someone who lives alone, why would he do that? i went there suddenly and even the most careful with private browsing will leave some evidence in more than a year of unerased history, but no, NOTHING...
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Maybe he would do that because of nosy friends who go through his private stuff.
 
Compartmentalize, my dear friends, compartmentalize. My computer operates under one of two partitions. There's the open partition that anyone can access with a click and then use the internet and do their thing. But I never use that partition so I have no history there. Then there is my private partition which cannot be accessed without my password. And even when I leave the computer running with the private partition open it's either asleep or with the screen saver running, either of which states requires a password to bring up the active screen. Additionally, within my private partition all my X-rated stuff is contained within a highly encrypted disk image that not even a true computer geek could crack. One cannot be too careful with this stuff.
 
Of course that is true...but I think many/most have private thoughts/interests that they explore in their own privacy. Now its the computer, before that it was porn mags/video booths.. whatever. Is it ideal no..is it just life..yeah I think so.
 
Before I started looking at porn on the computer, I was searching the web and didn't have any anti virus on my computer except through my ISP.. I typed in a word, then clicked on the link and it opened several porn sites- all types, straight, gay etc. Att was supposed to have McAfee but it did not block anything. I saved the site to my favorites so I could get the address. I was on the line with ATT tech support and had all this porn pulled up and giving them the addresses and my wife sees me looking at it and gets mad. She didn't know anything about computers and I didn't either. I just wanted this stuff off there. Now she is always searching my computer for porn. I have to look at it, delete it then empty the files. This was about 12 years ago.
 
Silvertip said:
Compartmentalize, my dear friends, compartmentalize. My computer operates under one of two partitions. There's the open partition that anyone can access with a click and then use the internet and do their thing. But I never use that partition so I have no history there. Then there is my private partition which cannot be accessed without my password. And even when I leave the computer running with the private partition open it's either asleep or with the screen saver running, either of which states requires a password to bring up the active screen. Additionally, within my private partition all my X-rated stuff is contained within a highly encrypted disk image that not even a true computer geek could crack. One cannot be too careful with this stuff.
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I have mine set up somewhat similar but in a different way. Since everybody always seems to need to use my computer when they come over, I made a 2nd account that is blocked from all my real stuff. I have a bunch of passwords saved to automatically log in on my account, so even besides hiding porn, I don't want other people using my computer with my main account. I'm honestly more worried about someone having free access to my amazon account or email than seeing my porn. I'm sure somebody good with computers can figure out how to access my main account information from the dummy one, but I don't know anybody like that really.
 
At least nowadays there are 2nd accounts, passwords, private browsing etc. So it is easier to keep it a secret from partners, friends and spouses (if not from government snoops). Plus there are cell phones and Ipads... this wasn't the case ten years ago.

I was living with a good friend of mine and the only computer in the apartment was her desktop, which she used for school and for her own emailing and surfing. I don't think porn was part of her routine. After I looked at dirty stuff I always did my best to cover my tracks, but the odd time I forgot or was careless, and she used to get pretty pissed at me when she saw my Internet history. Can't say I blame her.

One day I was indulging in a nice long jerkoff session while she was out. You can guess what comes next... she came home unexpectedly and it was all I could do to close the browser, jump up, do up my jeans and move away from the computer as she came up the stairs.

The only problem was... I precum a LOT. Check my pics to see what I mean. And it was ALL OVER my t-shirt where my hard wet dick head had leaked the whole time I was playing. Grey t-shirt too.

We were chatting in the kitchen a few minutes later and she said "what's that on your shirt?" Well, I must have turned as red as a lobster, but I muttered something about it being water I had spilled, and strangely I think I got away with it. I don't think she made any connection... she may have never seen that much precum before so it wouldn't cross her mind that that's what it was.

We are still the best of friends and a few months ago we were out, and had had a few drinks. She mentioned her boyfriend's precum for some reason... we have very open conversations about sex, and I know she watches porn herself. So anyway I told her about what I was actually doing that day and that it wasn't water on my shirt. She thought it was hysterical. Roared with laughter.
 
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