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Pecker said:
Why do I picture you as Enzyte Bob standing stiffly at your mailbox waving your hand with arm at the square and with that toothy smile of confidence on your face...
HA! I hate that commercial, but that comparison wasn't too far off :smile:
mellowmal said:
The story was funny, and probably won't land you in any trouble at this point, but curtains might be a good investment - just in case.

And the visual of AA as Enzyte Bob..

Well, he'd sell a heck of a lot of Enzyte. Heck I'D buy Enzyte if it came with a picture of AA. :tongue:
AboutAverage: future spokesmodel, see me in a spam folder near you! And thanks mellow - I have the curtains, now I just gotta learn how to use 'em :rolleyes:
 

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Spladle said:
AA,

LOL

Thanks for sharing, man. This was a genuinely great read.

Admiringly,
Chase
Wow, thanks man, coming from you that's a real compliment.

You know, I just noticed your gender is listed as female... has it always been that way or did you change it recently after the arguments started by people that post here who just can't seem to take a joke?
 

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AboutAverage said:
Wow, thanks man, coming from you that's a real compliment.
:heart::heart::heart:

You're welcome. Post more plz.
AboutAverage said:
You know, I just noticed your gender is listed as female... has it always been that way or did you change it recently after the arguments started by people that post here who just can't seem to take a joke?
I changed it b/c I had to go to the doctor for laryngitis. In doing so I'm pretty sure I forfeited my testicles.
 

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Thats awesome :)

I'll bet dollars to donuts that the guy wasn't mad until they got in the house and the girl made some wisecrack or something to tick him off...

An apology would be nice, but it may inflame the situation....tough call.

Lookin good by the way AA!

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OmahaBeef said:
Thats awesome :)

I'll bet dollars to donuts that the guy wasn't mad until they got in the house and the girl made some wisecrack or something to tick him off...

An apology would be nice, but it may inflame the situation....tough call.

Lookin good by the way AA!

OmahaBeef
That's what I'm thinking as well.

And I just realized that my family's going out of town for 2 weeks, leaving me to water all my mother's plants - which means I'm going to have to see them sooner rather than later. Oh well, I'll update this thread if anything happens I guess.
 
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AA it is not your fault so dont even apologize for anything. !st off i remember something about a peeping Tom Law which really gets people peeking at you for invasion. First off it was not like you were showing off to them and yelling "Look At Me". It was an accident that you happened to be seen. Its like if you happend to pas gas and they heard you, would you go to their door and say UMM about that fart...? Come on! And if they cant handle what they saw, they need to get over themselves. Why were they looking? im so tired of state and local government trying to get all holie than thou prudish on people. if i pay taxes, dont tell me what the fuck i can and cannot do in my house. that being said, here is a really fucked up article i found.

http://www.nuwd.org/news/laws-against-nudity
 

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AboutAverage said:
Thanks Daverock...

And I'm curious here, is what I did illegal? I was in my own room in my house, and erections are something we all get (well, half of us). I understand she wasn't spying or anything (or so I assume :tongue:), but I wasn't standing in front of the window waiting for them or anything...

I don't believe what you did is a criminal act, though were the police informed I believe they could give you a reprimand and say that you should close your blinds...other than that, GO RIGHT AHEAD! I can't say I mind seeing your handiwork... :biggrin1:

Oh! And I believe it's actually closer to 49.27% of us!...Just thought I'd say that...
 

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AboutAverage said:
That's what I'm thinking as well.

And I just realized that my family's going out of town for 2 weeks, leaving me to water all my mother's plants - which means I'm going to have to see them sooner rather than later. Oh well, I'll update this thread if anything happens I guess.



Drink about 2 gallons of water that morning, then when they are outside, whip it out and "water" the plants manually. Then while they are staring, smile, and wave "Howdy Neighbor!":biggrin1:

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Hung Muscle said:
Good plan, Omaha.

Look, AA, if she's really hot and smiling at you now that she's seen that huge cock -- why not try to get her in the sack and break up her sexless, unhappy marriage?

Report back on the progress, ok?
Yes AA Go for it:cool:
 

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Every state's laws are different, but you have to have all the elements to make it a crime. Out here in California, what you did would be covered under the indecent exposure law:

"Every person who willfully and lewdly exposes his person or the private parts thereof in any public place or any place where there are present other persons to be offended or annoyed."

The private parts were there, so we have our first element. Since you were hard that qualifies as lewdly. The neighbors did seem to be annoyed, so we have that. It wasn't a public place, but other people were present. The missing element is "willfully": you didn't intend for them to see you. However, if your bedroom window faced the street, you should have known people could pass by and see in, and you would have had the "willful" element.

Just remember to close your curtains in the future.

Take care

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Hung Muscle said:
Good plan, Omaha.

Look, AA, if she's really hot and smiling at you now that she's seen that huge cock -- why not try to get her in the sack and break up her sexless, unhappy marriage?

Report back on the progress, ok?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

Breaking up marriages is BAD. Wait until they are seperated or divorced first.
 

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jeff black said:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

Breaking up marriages is BAD. Wait until they are seperated or divorced first.

Oh shut up already, we want some feckin' drama! :rolleyes:

And look at it this way: why let them go through years more misery together when AA's intervention could help speed that end and put them on the path for happier, more fulfilled lives? :cool:
 

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AboutAverage said:
OK, this was kinda a funny story and after what just happened a bit ago, I gotta post it...

Most of my pics I have in the gallery are shot in my bedroom. At least a third of them... (you can tell by the real ugly wallpaper that should've been removed 30 years ago that's in the background) Now lately I've realized that my cam photos are better if I set the camera down on one side of the room and use a timer (normally held it with my hand and that always made the pics a bit blurry) as I stand on the other side, in front of my TV. The camera sits next to one of my room's 2 windows.

So last night, I was bored and decided to shoot some new photos for here (a strange obsession to say the least), so I set up the camera, pulled the pants off, and started shooting... all of a sudden I hear a female's voice, preceded by a sort of... gasp, go "oh my god!" My neighbor and his girlfriend had pulled into the driveway that runs along the side of my house and got out right next to my window, which was open with a fan running in it. I had completely quit paying attention and she must've just looked in passing... and got a complete view of me standing there, fully erect. I quickly ran out of the way of the window, totally embarassed... although I did laugh it off real quick.

So flash forward to about 15 minutes ago: I'm in front of my house, getting the mail out of the mail box, when I hear their side door open and close (It's amazing what you hear with your pants on) and see the two of them walking up the opposing sides of the driveway to get in their car. Now I don't know my neighbors that well, but we don't not get along, yet while they were walking past, he shot me the meanest, dirtiest look... and she said 'hi' with this knowing grin on her face (mind you she's never spoken a word to me in the past ever) The whole situation just keeps making me laugh as I think about it, figured I'd share it.

This site's nothing but trouble I tells ya!

Above Average:

This is a great story. It has so many delicious elements to it. I personally would NOT apologize to anyone. For example, if you apologize to the female, she might think you are coming on to her. If you apologize to the guy, he will pobably think you are saying, " I apologize for your seeing my huge cock because I just know you can't measure up". Yikes!

Hold your head up [pun intended]. And keep on keeping on. This too shall pass.

In the big picture, you gave them a great story to tell and retell. It's like the gift that keeps giving and giving . . . . .


Hugs and Kisses,

Karmen
 

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karmen said:
Above Average:

This is a great story. It has so many delicious elements to it. I personally would NOT apologize to anyone. For example, if you apologize to the female, she might think you are coming on to her. If you apologize to the guy, he will pobably think you are saying, " I apologize for your seeing my huge cock because I just know you can't measure up". Yikes!

Hold your head up [pun intended]. And keep on keeping on. This too shall pass.

In the big picture, you gave them a great story to tell and retell. It's like the gift that keeps giving and giving . . . . .


Hugs and Kisses,

Karmen
you are wise.

*:cool: