I went out drinking with friends one night in college. This was 2011 or 2012. One of my friends had just turned 21. We got really drunk and my friend Mike told me and my other friend Nolen to crash at his place, because we lived a little further out from everyone else. So We crashed in Mike's basement. There was a spare bed in there and a couch. I slept on the bed and Nolen slept on the couch.
The next morning, Nolen thought I was asleep, because he got up and walked near my bed and looked at me. I thought he was going to tell me to get up and get ready to head back home, but I wasn't ready to get up, so I pretended to sleep thinking he would go back to sleep or not wake me up. But instead after he looked at me, he got on his phone and called his girlfriend and I heard him tell her I was asleep and he talked to her about last night, typical recap and small talk. Then he asked her what she was wearing and he said, "you slept naked? That's fucking hot." He talked to her about how she was masturbating and he kept saying, "that's hot babe. I wish I was there." He had taken the blanket off and he was wearing a pair of black calvin klein boxer briefs and had a huge boner. I thought he was going to whip it out and start jacking off, but he just rubbed his dick over the underwear a few times, then said bye to his girlfriend and put the covers back and scrolled through social media on his phone for about 10-15 minutes before he decided to get dressed and wake me up, even though I was really already awake, I pretended I just woke up.